DEADER SPACE (The Dead Space 2 Thread)

[Captain Russ]

Went through Hard Core again last night, and due to unforeseen horseshit, I was turned into a wet sack of meat by a necro wearing those little demonfrogs as a suit.

I had not saved. I was at the end of the Unitology Church...

...this might not work out. Going for attempt #3 today, so fuck it.

[Shit Dickface]

I kept getting my ass kicked by the very first boss. Blargh.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah, early-game stasis works for fuck all.

[Shit Dickface]

Still really good. Kinda stuck in the Laundry area at the moment, because I realized that I missed a lot of containers (like the wall-mounted ones) and probably a bunch of nodes. Plus I don't know if the Line Gun was a sound investment.

Also, is that a goddamn baby in the one washing machine?

[BillyG]

Also, is that a goddamn baby in the one washing machine?

Maybe. Probably. WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE?!

[Captain Russ]

Still really good. Kinda stuck in the Laundry area at the moment, because I realized that I missed a lot of containers (like the wall-mounted ones) and probably a bunch of nodes. Plus I don't know if the Line Gun was a sound investment.

Also, is that a goddamn baby in the one washing machine?

It is...when you have the nodes for it and stasis (hit stasis and that alt-fire mine, YOU GOT A LOTTA DEAD BUGS).

Max the cutter out ASAP. It is your bread and butter in the earlygoing areas.

[Shit Dickface]

Bah. Motherfucker. I feel like I should start over now. I spent more nodes on my suit (and one on Stasis) than I did the gun. Is there anything I can do to not get clusterfucked in that Laundry part? I'm in the glass-enclosed area just because it made more sense, but the fucking necromorphs keep dropping through the ceiling.

[Captain Russ]

Bah. Motherfucker. I feel like I should start over now. I spent more nodes on my suit (and one on Stasis) than I did the gun. Is there anything I can do to not get clusterfucked in that Laundry part? I'm in the glass-enclosed area just because it made more sense, but the fucking necromorphs keep dropping through the ceiling.

There's only one big asshole that usually ruins that part, and it's the serpentine necro that runs like a fucking cheetah. Just take your shots carefully, going for the head and arms on the weaker necros and stasis that cheetah bitch and the spitter when they come through.

Light 'em up and you're as good as gold. /glennbeck

Don't worry about getting killed at this spot too much, it really is the first big challenge they throw at you. If you feel like it is too frustrating you can always drop the difficulty, or start over if you're as stubborn as me.

[BillyG]

$40 on Amazon today.

[Captain Russ]

So I don't think Hardcore mode will get slapped around for a while.

Not until I get a Xanax script.

[Captain Russ]

Ignore that pussy's post.

Done HC'ed this motherscratcher. A FuckYou Foam Finger is in my future.

[BillyG]

[Abraham Smashington]

Russ is a goddamn robot.

[Captain Russ]

Red FuckYou Foam Finger of Death broke the game.

It is an endless parade of "FUCK YEAH" and "LIKE A BOSS" now.

[BillyG]

"I'm proud of mah nigga, Russ. He flya den a plane mang" - Thugga