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  • #46
    Originally posted by Fej View Post
    Green/red/yellow bell peppers. In any form. DONOTWANT.
    I'll eat 'em for ya, then. LOVE peppers. My mother used to make stuffed green peppers (filled with ground beef, bacon, and onions) that were divine. LOVE them.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • #47
      in b4 more semenjokes, but: Mayonnaise. I used to LOVE it, but now I'm really selective of when/where I want it and eventually I'm sure that'll drift towards outright hate. It mostly just grosses me the fuck out now, because my ex used to douse all of her sandwiches/burgers in the stuff, on fries, etc. It was disgusting. I don't know how she didn't weigh 500lb. from mayo alone.
      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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      • #48
        But, but, but you're from the South Jake. You can't hate mayo.
        We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
        - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #49
          It's pretty disgusting, though. I'm kinda getting dry heave-y just thinking about what that shit looks like. Don't get me started on warm mayonnaise, either, with the grease streaks it leaves and ugh oh god that smell fuck man this is awful
          "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

          "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

          ~
          *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Howard View Post
            But, but, but you're from the South Jake. You can't hate mayo.
            Concur... but the Mexican variant made with lime juice instead of lemon juice is FAR superior.

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            • #51
              I like very easy, EASY mayo on my sandwich bread. Like, put a dab of it on there and scrape 95% of it off. Anything more than that is just gross.

              the only thing that I DO like mayo with is my fries. Mix ketchup and mayo together sometime and dip your fries into it...awesome.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Matt View Post
                I like very easy, EASY mayo on my sandwich bread. Like, put a dab of it on there and scrape 95% of it off. Anything more than that is just gross.

                the only thing that I DO like mayo with is my fries. Mix ketchup and mayo together sometime and dip your fries into it...awesome.
                Mayo and fries IS a good thing, but goddamn if they just made mayo sandwiches with mayo bread that woman probably would have ordered one. I got to where it would drive me nuts to go out with her because I'd just be fixated on the mayo thing.
                "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                ~
                *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                • #53
                  which stage of loss is this again?
                  "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                  "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                  ~
                  *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View Post
                    which stage of loss is this again?
                    Shock, Denial, Anger, Bartering, Acceptance. I think you're in the Mayo stage.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • #55
                      Mayo + fries = GLORIOUS

                      But I only use light mayo when I do have any mayo at all.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #56
                        seriously, mix mayo with ketchup on your fries. It's glorious. GLORIOUS.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • #57
                          Light mayo. So silly. You're not using that much (and if you are then you're over-doing it). So it shouldn't matter. Go for the real flavor.
                          We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                          - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Matt View Post
                            I think you're in the Mayo stage.
                            GET ME THE FUCK OUT.

                            Also, I kind of agree with the mayo on fries thing. I tried it once and it wasn't bad, but it's not something I'd do exclusively as a thing just because I'm really self-conscious about my own sordid past as an unfuckable hambeast and I'd feel like I was dipping (lol) back into that well. A really, really fat, disgusting, mouthbreathing, sweaty well.
                            "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                            "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                            ~
                            *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                            • #59
                              I love mayonnaise but I love baconnaise even more.
                              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                              • #60
                                I thought it was weird when I found people put ranch dressing ON EVERYTHING!
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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