Embrace The Suck...

[Lisa]

Goddammit, have we learned nothing from Nancy Reagan? JUST SAY NO!

Plus, Nancy Reagan is, like, a million years old, and she's still alive - probably because she never ate lutefisk!

[Ed Hocken]

Not only that, she had sex with Ronald Reagan. Once again, sex with Ronald Reagan. She hit that people, repeatedly.

[Lisa]

Yeah, but that wouldn't keep her alive, necessarily. Quite the opposite, I'd think that would be pretty soul-killing.

EDIT: Hahhha!!! The "Ed <3 reagansex!" tag is a winner!

[Ed Hocken]

Regansex? Goddammit

[V]

Regansex? Goddammit

Whoever put that there, is a right proper bastard...

[Shit Dickface]

I think the Reagans only had sex once. Didn't Nancy's face look like a prune way before she got old? Rollins has a joke about her looking like a woman who's never had an orgasm, and I fear to think that he's right.

[Lisa]

Whoever put that there, is a right proper bastard...

Haaaaah!! I wonder WHO?

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Naaaah. I love the hot steamed pretzels from the pretzel vendors on the street. There's this one guy who's always in front of the Metropolitan Museum of Art who must have magic steam in his vending cart, because his pretzels are awesome.

Yeah, I had one from that guy...they were pretty great...with a Poland Springs water...

(*Pssstt... that's a line from "Drop Dead Gorgeous" - another highly-recommended Lisa Favorite!*)

That movie is a guilty pleasure of mine...So fucking r/tarded....

[Lisa]

Yeah, I had one from that guy...they were pretty great...with a Poland Springs water...

HOW COOL! Excuse me, I don't mean to geek out over the fact that someone else had pretzels from this guy, but someone who's not even a NYer, and is on the same message board! I can't even convince locals to go! "He's all the way up at the Met? I'm not hauling ass all the way up there for a pretzel!"

That movie is a guilty pleasure of mine...So fucking r/tarded....

"You guys know the 'tards pants are totally off, right?"