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Cottage cheese is Satan's Semen.
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I'm gonna have some Satan's Semen for an afternoon snack just to spite you motherfuckers."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
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What am I missing here?Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Complete derail (sorta). Shame that Nixon was so damn paranoid (and wont to give into his paranoias) as he didn't do a bad job as president but Watergate will forever stain his name.Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Throw some Geftilefish in there and you got a receipe to induce vomiting."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I can't be the only one to remember this from sex ed.Originally posted by Jobe View Post"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Guys can get it too. Fat on the thighs are said to resemble cottage cheese.Originally posted by Jobe View Post- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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That's not what I was going for.
But, there are times I believe when ladies have an infection or an STD that the discharge can resemble and have the consistency of cottage cheese.
Godammit, typing this out makes me want to vomit."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I know what he's talking about. And although, yes, I'm with Matt, I happen to like cottage cheese, I disagree with Ed. Legend has it that it can look like or have the consistency of that, but it really doesn't.
Food that sucks for me - cooked carrots, cooked celery and cooked cauliflower. Raw, they're great. Cooked, get them out of my face.Last edited by Lisa; 03-15-2010, 11:27 AM.2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
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Steamed carrots/cauliflower = AWESOME"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Steamed carrots are fine but very very tastless.
Unless you have a stew going."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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hate cauliflower. it has virtually no taste and absolutely ravages your breath.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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I can't eat cauliflower, (western) Brocolli (the chinese one is cool I guess) or Brussell sprouts. They taste like Satan's testicles.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Thoughts on Broclaflower?"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I fucking love steamed veggies. I know the taste is virtually non existent but it makes me feel good just eating them."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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