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  • #226
    everyone had a high school Goldschlagger phase. I think it's mandatory in some states.
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • #227
      Oh god. Aftershock anyone? Yikes.
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #228
        Originally posted by Nathan View Post
        Me too. In High School. You bring that shit anywhere near me now and we will scrap. Or I will vomit all over you.
        Hmm, sounds sexy.

        Originally posted by Matt View Post
        everyone had a high school Goldschlagger phase. I think it's mandatory in some states.
        I was doing it two years ago Everything I do has a five to six year time lag.
        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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        • #229
          Think I'm gonna be sick even thinking about this:

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/After_Shock_%28liqueur%29
          Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
          Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
          POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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          • #230
            Never heard of this. This sounds like it was the Four Loko of its day. Which I am proud to say I never drank because I didn't want my heart to explode.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #231
              Lulz at 'Napalm Sticks To Kids'!

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              • #232
                Originally posted by Ed Hocken View Post
                I was doing it two years ago Everything I do has a five to six year time lag.
                You're gonna love puberty, Ed.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #233
                  Originally posted by Matt View Post
                  You're gonna love puberty, Ed.
                  POST OF THE DAY
                  10 MARCH 2011

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                  • #234
                    Huh, I was wondering why I had fur where there wasn't any fur before.

                    Say, what's going with my special purpose?
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #235
                      Jager is the liquid version of cutting yourself.

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                      • #236
                        Word.

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                        • #237
                          If a straight broguy professes his love of Jager to a maddening extent he's probably secretly gay
                          "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                          "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

                          ~                          *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                          • #238
                            Originally posted by Nick Vanderhuge View Post
                            If a straight broguy professes his love of Jager to a maddening extent he's probably secretly gay
                            Go to 2:10

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                            • #239
                              I love Jag. Well I used to. So does that mean I used to be gay?
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • #240
                                Pretty much.

                                I would have preferred to hear you had an undying love for bum wines instead.

                                I am a sad.

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