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"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
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Wow, The Kraken does some work.Comment
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YES. That's rum right?"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Indeed. Kraken is one of the only rums I like. Shit will FUCK YOU UP. Apply liberally during Cards Against Humanity.Comment
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I came into a bottle of tequila, and figure I'll use it to make frozen margaritas some weekend. Anyone got a good recipe?I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.
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dude don't drink your jizz that's fuckin' gross"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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Spitters are quitters Jacob."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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I had to re-read my previous post 3 or 4 times before I got this joke. Exceptionally well played, sir.Originally posted by Shit Dickface View Post
I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.
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So I'm buying a bottle of wine for the wife, as she was going to a dinner at a BYOW with a friend, and I stopped to checkout shit in the scotch section. So one fo the older employers and I were chatting about the glorious nectar, and the guy tells me "well, you seem to know your stuff a bit. Wait for me." He comes back with a bottle. Tells me that while we both love single malt, this blend is, for it's price, completely bonkers.
Te Bheag Blended Scotch Whisky
They had ordered 24 bottles, got 12, and will most likely won't make it on the floor as the employees already bought 8 of them.
37$
Tells me to try it, and you know what? For the price, it's stupid great. It beats some single malts worth 50-60$ hands down. It's goes on the Speyside/Highland taste. IT won't beat my Aberlour or Glenmorangie or Lagavulin, but still, DAMN. 37$. Will mot likely get one more.
Johnny Walker can fuck off. It's better than the Green...
EDIT: I love the name. It Welsh. It says TEA BAG, but is pronounced CHEY-VEK.Last edited by Martin; 09-10-2013, 09:07 PM.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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That looks beautiful. Highland is great.
Enjoy your teabagging.
JW is drain cleaner.Me quick one want slowComment
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Walker Red and Black, yup. Trash.
At Green, it starts to get interesting, but for the same price, you get great Single Malts, who have much mreo character than the Green. At gold mad Blue, we'll, I'd rahter get 2-3 great single malts for the price.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Yeah. The label carries precisely dick.
Sounds like an awesome steal was had. Enjoy it buddy!Me quick one want slowComment
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If you ever find it, BUY AT LEAST 2!!!!!!!!!!!BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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I'm on the lookout.Me quick one want slowComment
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WANT WANT GIMME GIMME I NEED I NEEDOriginally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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