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You know that means he'll have to savage either your throat or anus, right? Lulz @ Martin misunderstanding 'tis the season for giving."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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And taking. Taking so hard.
Just made a turkey breast roast, whole wheat bread stuffing, and garlic mashed taters. That was pretty fantastic, even if it was carb-laden. Back to the non-holiday schedule of 200g/protein, at least a lb. of veggies, and a gallon+ of water per day starting tomorrow."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM garlic taters. That's like a pick up line for fat dudes."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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I understood that Mr. Durst. I can take Jake. And his whole family.Originally posted by B_MetalSucks View PostBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
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Also, last night was some chicken seared in the cast iron with a glaze made of hot chili oil, apricot preserves, brown sugar and other spices. Was fucking tasty"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Everything is better in cast iron.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Fuck yeah. My pan is the best gift Lesley has ever given me. I use it for everything. It smells fucking awesome just when heating up. Much love."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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We have leftovers croissant from yesterday. So it mean I'm currently preparing a batch of almond croissants. Such a stupidly easy recipe to make, really. I'm gaining 10 pounds by next week.
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I want to stick my penis in that. Sexually. Plus I want to eat it. ARHGHGHGH. DECISIONS!"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Martin's Relationship Tip #97521:
La Surprise dans le Croissant.
Put your penis in the croissant. Offer it to the Lady. Voilà . Everyone gains, and nothing is wasted.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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Unless she bites your dick off."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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What kind of women do you hook off with Jake? Aboriginal cannibals?BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONComment
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This made me laugh far more than it should have. Bravo good sir.Originally posted by Martin View Post"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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Made some killer porkchops last night that I then diced up and made some dirty rice with. Pretty fucking tasty."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Kashi cereal and some wheat toast with peanut butter on it. Hey, I was sick and it sounded good.
Oh, and scotch.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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