Coolest looking guns EvAR!1

[Nathan]

Would be a short battle.

"Say Unc-" "Uncle!!!" "Now Fuck off!"

[V]

You could convert, but that still means getting cut.

Been there, done that... bought the onesie.

They didn't make t-shirts for one week old kids back then.

I can't find a cool sounding synagogue in the phone book to convert in, so you and Ari have some time to prepare your defenses.

And I'm changing my last name to Finkel...

[Ed Hocken]

You could add "Stein" to your last name. Or "Gold", "Berg", "Silver", "Baum", "Blank".

[V]

Nope... I'm taking the name of Fyvush Finkel for myself.

He is the Jew's Jew... and everything you should currently be aspiring to be, Ed.

Back on topic.

Here's a cool looking gun.

[Matt]

Nope... I'm taking the name of Fyvush Finkel for myself.

He is the Jew's Jew... and everything you should currently be aspiring to be, Ed.

Back on topic.

Here's a cool looking gun.

That isn't a cool looking gun, Vin. That's an AWESOME looking gun.

[BillyG]

Fuck... now I want to build one. Thanks, Billy... you cock.

You should.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Does anyone have a guide or a manual that splains what I need to do to build one?

[Phat Dizaztr]

You should.

That makes me wish I didn't live in California. Gun laws are strict, with good reason. It's just sad though when the gun law only effects the law abiding legal citizen that would like to own a fire arm. All the shit heads that want to go do drive-by's are able to get black market and stolen shit and never have it registered to them.

[V]

Does anyone have a guide or a manual that splains what I need to do to build one?

Here is a link to buy the official field manual. You might be able to find it cheaper, but this is the book you should get.

It goes into horrific detail about parts and such, so you will know what to buy. You can find the parts online from anywhere.

http://www.amazon.com/M16A2-Carbine-.../dp/1601700199

[Michael]

Fabrique Nationale! Sorry, brother... but 7.62 trumps 5.56

Oh God yes.

[B_Metal]

There's no war for the crown, once Ari comes back. He will take his rightful position as King of the Jews. There will be a peaceful transition of power.

But someone has to take over for the jews and being the only jew here. That defaults to me.

So unless Rob is willing to get cut and I don't mean on the knee. I have to be the one.

No Ed, fucking NO!! There is one king of the jews and he's still king when on vacation you ponce. You're a chambermaid at best.

Domo arigato, Mr. Jewboto.

I laughed pretty hard.

[BillyG]

Phat, you can have the exact same rifle I built, you just can't have a clip the size of mine.

[V]

Careful... the guy says "SHIT!" when he fires it.

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[V]

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Ladies... don't take this personally.

When the zombies come(and they WILL), you just reload for me. I'll handle the shooting bits, kay?

[BillyG]

Using an auto against zombies is just a waste. Quality not quantity!