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[V]

Ah...

The "Justin Bieber Special"!

[Ed Hocken]

I'm just surprised Vin is aware of Justin Beiber. But when you've been around on the internet long enough....

[V]

Ed...

I am not the man with whom to fuck.

Does the King Of The Jews have nothing better to do than spout pithy anecdotes about someone's age?

Don't you have taxes to levy and young, supple, and hairless boys to bed?

[Ed Hocken]

You're right.

*Goes back to assessing your property taxes*

[Matt]

Ed...

I am not the man with whom to fuck.

Nice use of the Perlman.

[V]

You're right.

*Goes back to assessing your property taxes*

*rents... so eat it, my liege!*

Nice use of the Perlman.

The man knows... the man KNOWS!

[Abraham Smashington]

Ed...

I am not the man with whom to fuck.

Does the King Of The Jews have nothing better to do than spout pithy anecdotes about someone's age?

Don't you have taxes to levy and young, supple, and hairless boys to bed?

There is only one "King of the Jews" and it ain't Ed.

[V]

Well, when Ari gets back, they can wage war for the crown. Right now, Ed's the only Jew in town.

[Abraham Smashington]

Talk about your low standards.

[V]

I work with what I got...

[Captain Russ]

It's not like it was up for grabs or anything.

What is this fucking Prince John doin' on this here throne?

[Ed Hocken]

There's no war for the crown, once Ari comes back. He will take his rightful position as King of the Jews. There will be a peaceful transition of power.

But someone has to take over for the jews and being the only jew here. That defaults to me.

So unless Rob is willing to get cut and I don't mean on the knee. I have to be the one.

[Captain Russ]

Domo arigato, Mr. Jewboto.

[V]

There's no war for the crown, once Ari comes back. He will take his rightful position as King of the Jews. There will be a peaceful transition of power.

But someone has to take over for the jews and being the only jew here. That defaults to me.

So unless Rob is willing to get cut and I don't mean on the knee. I have to be the one.

Unless I choose to convert to Judiasm, then come after you and Ari with an army of Krav Maga enthusiasts.

Yes... I'm mulling it over.

[Ed Hocken]

You could convert, but that still means getting cut.