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I am dead serious about going in on one of those Avatar fleshlights for Rob with everyone, but he MUST fuck it on the air. And possibly Redtube.
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More like Rockettube, am I right fellas?"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I'd like to think not many things bother me, but I honestly don't think I could fuck it on air. I'd be all self-conscious about my grunts that it would be like 5 mins of silence and then "IT FEELS SO GOOD I CAN'T STOP CUMMING""Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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So get some viagra and go to town mang.Comment
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I'd like to think a slide-whistle sound effect would be appropriate."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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There should be a velvety, twitching tail attached above the orifice for more realism.Comment
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FUCKING WANT IT.
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IT's like something outta a Cronenberg flick."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Whew...
For a minute there, I thought you were posting another Fleshlight pic.Comment
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The fuck?Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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Damn this is a great t-shirt
"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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From where?Comment
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looks like woot."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Goddamit sold out.Comment
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Cor-rectOriginally posted by Corey Feldman View Post"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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http://jalopnik.com/5668745/how-a-swat-team-hangs-out
Mobile sniper's perch with room for a SWAT team? Yes please.Comment
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