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  • #46
    Oh, we're on page 3 now.

    ...ahem...

    ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL
    Originally posted by Martin
    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
    Originally posted by gravedigger
    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
    Originally posted by Martin
    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Ari View Post
      My jizz smells like the top 3rd portion of a unicorn horn, or so I'm told.
      I thought your wang was like the top 3rd portion of a unicorn horn.


      Also, Ari=Potterfag.
      We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
      - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Judas Booth View Post
        Quite frankly, yes. It has that kinda sharp scent to it sometimes.

        I've also been told that it tastes sweet from many women over my sexual career...probably because of all of the fruit and pineapple juice that I drink.
        And not because of how sweet you are? I jest. Food definitely affects the taste. Oddly enough not the smell.
        We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
        - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #49
          What a weird derail this thread took.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #50
            My jizz smells like Dumbledor's beard.
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #51
              My Dumbledore Beard smells like Ari's jizz.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #52
                The hell is a Dumbledore Beard, some kind of Merkin?
                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                • #53
                  This thread has gone full on jean jacket & mullet epic.
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #54
                    We got to keep going Ari, don't you see. Once it's begun, it cannot stop.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #55
                      I work at a food processing plant. Today? A sanitation day. The smell of bleach saturating the air as I left for lunch and it was all I could do to not laugh as I remembered what Judas wrote this morning.
                      We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                      - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #56
                        You're welcome
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • #57
                          I was going to post something about Phil getting me hero-drunk when he was in L.A. and met up with Tieman and I in Hollywood, but the smell of jizz in this thread is making me nauseous. Can someone open a fucking window?
                          "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                          "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                          *RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~

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                          • #58
                            Got wasted Friday(?) night I believe...My sister had her 18th bday party...I was drinking vodka/gatorade (faderade) and lots of beer. They had a band, I started a mosh pit with a bunch of 17-20 year olds...I got thrown into my mom's pool. It was epic. Haven't read the thread, but my story is pretty decent IMO
                            Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                            • #59
                              Drinking at an 18 year old's birthday party?! GASP!!
                              If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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                              • #60
                                ...I was drinking, they weren't?
                                Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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