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because of the hangover obviously. But mostly because I only put deoderant under my right arm. SO right now that pit is dry, but my left arm is drenched in my sickly sweet scent of sexiness.
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Hate it when that happens. Worse is forgetting to brush your teeth.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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Totally."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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wait you wear deoderant.....I'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--AriComment
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Well the crystals stopped working."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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now it makes senseI'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--AriComment
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How do you forget these things? Right now my pitts smell like a soothing aqua reef.
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Axe! Mmmm, I smell good and the ladies want it!"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
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Bump! Saw a guest reading this thread (as Rob would prompt, sign-up already and join in the conversation). Don't understand the billion scents of deoderants. When you're hot and sweaty the last thing you want to smell is some sweet perfumy odor. Give me unscented any day.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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Wait a minute? You use Roll-On? That's sick. I use spray and it's unscented. I make it my business not to leave an odor.Last edited by Ed Hocken; 09-04-2009, 09:36 AM."Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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My scent is called PURE TESTOSTERONE, baby.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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I use some stuff that makes me smell nice. As I fucking hate cologne and shit. And I sweat alot."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Who let Chuck Norris in here?Originally posted by Judas Booth View Post"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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I hate walking by some guy that smells like a reef, but I hate B.O. even more.Originally posted by Rob View PostOriginally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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