I know I drank too much last night...

[Abraham Smashington]

yep. Thanks to my first, I now always equate the smell of vanilla with sex. So if Lesley bakes a cake, it's fucking on. haha

[Ed Hocken]

This explains why Rob is no longer allowed at Baskin-Robbins.

Fascinating. I've always considered scent to have strong ties with sex.

Actually, there's some truth to that. I just can't indetify the smell. And it's not sweaty manliness.

But then just being touched by someone could get me excited. Especially on the face.

[Matt]

Fascinating. I've always considered scent to have strong ties with sex.

That'd be sweat and bleach.

[Ed Hocken]

Bleach? What in the fuck are you doing Judas? Hey, what are you doing with that 55 gallon drum?

[Matt]

come on (pun intended)...haven't you ever noticed the bleachy smell that semen has?

[Ed Hocken]

Jizz has an odor?

[Howard]

Actually different guys have different smelling semen. I guess yours smells like bleach?

[Ed Hocken]

It's offical, Judas fucked a bottle of Clorox at some point.

[Howard]

Jizz has an odor?

Most definitely. Usually kinda sharp actually. Funny story. I ALWAYS knew when my roommate in college had wanked in the room.

[Matt]

Most definitely. Usually kinda sharp actually. Funny story. I ALWAYS knew when my roommate in college had wanked in the room.

And I always knew when my roommate in college had banged his girlfriend (now wife). Between the two of them, it definitely smelled like a nasty Chinese restaurant in there.

[Ed Hocken]

I guess that's what the smell of sex is supposed to be.

I mean any bodily fluid left out to dry is going to smell. But I never noticed such things.

[Ari]

My jizz smells like the top 3rd portion of a unicorn horn, or so I'm told.

[Howard]

I guess that's what the smell of sex is supposed to be.

I mean any bodily fluid left out to dry is going to smell. But I never noticed such things.

It's pretty different from couple to couple (depending on the 2 body chemistries mixing together). Still sex smells like sex. Hard to describe really.

[Abraham Smashington]

Mine smells like cinnabons.

[Matt]

Actually different guys have different smelling semen. I guess yours smells like bleach?

Quite frankly, yes. It has that kinda sharp scent to it sometimes.

I've also been told that it tastes sweet from many women over my sexual career...probably because of all of the fruit and pineapple juice that I drink.