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Come to think of it, I would probably be in amazing shape if not for the internet. I would have taken much better care of myself for hopes of meeting women.
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I was with a couple buddies of mine, walking around our college campus. We strolled by an outdoor tennis court, and there were several cute looking gals in there playing.
One of my buddies (in full-on smooth mode) walked up to one of the gals and says:
'So, you been here all day?'
She turned and gave him one of the best looks I've ever seen.
'YES'. She turned around and kept playing, leaving Mr. Smooth to walk back to us. We gave him shit over that for YEARS and YEARS.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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If it was the card, I am disappoint.Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View PostMe quick one want slowComment
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Russ, I heard Nathan Lane likes loads of info being dropped onto him.Comment
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Good for his fatfuck face.Me quick one want slowComment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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HOLY VAGINALIPS BATMAN!!"Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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