Happy Halloween!

[Shit Dickface]

Because my one friend was verging on blackout drunk and I wanted to make sure she was going to be okay before I ducked out. She wasn't okay. DAMN IT ARRRGGHHH.

[Abraham Smashington]

You did right sir. IT'll come back to you ten fold. Karma is great.

[Shit Dickface]

Yeah, but not hitting that is not great.

[Abraham Smashington]

But you will hit that so much HOARDER when you bring up the fact that you were too busy being the white knight to a damsel in distress instead of going downtown.

[Lisa]

Well, you did do the right thing, Jake, although your friends have to start being a lot more responsible. Are these the same friends who you had to carry home earlier in the week, or was this the same outing? Either way, you're not "Jake the Clean Up Drunk Bitches Guy". You're "Jake the Hey, You're An Adult, Take Care of Yourself, I Have Another Party To Go To Guy".

[Timothy225]

Huh. My post didn't take it looks like. Weird.

Anyway, Jake - you did the right thing, buddy. Call the girl, explain what happened, wine her, dine her, ask her if she'll model her costume for you, and resolve to yourself not to hang with those drunken fools for awhile.

ETA: Our Halloween was pretty quiet. Jen dressed up like a witch, handed candy out to the kids, talked to their parents, etc. She had fun.

I was putting laundry away, recovering from all that driving around Saturday by watching some of the DVDs I bought, played some games in the Arcade, farted around until 9 to watch Boardwalk Empire and DVRed Walking Dead for later in the week.

[PHEDG]

with this picture attached.

- Come in, my child, join the party.
- Let me see, you would be from Austria. Am I right?

- No, I am Inga from Sweden.

- Sweden?
- But you're wearing Lederhosen.

- Je, for sure, from Sweden.
- Please, help me with my rucksack?

[V]

I still cannot find a suitable facepalm gif...

I am double disappoint.

[Timothy225]

One of the perks from working at Great Adventure was I'd see girls dressed like the gal in Jake's picture (not the zebra or Jake Plissken, the bier garten gal), working at The Garden of Eatin' when they'd do their Oktoberfest celebrations. Checking out those girls always made me feel funny, "kinda like climbin' the rope in gym class."

Love, love, love that outfit.

[BillyG]

Anyone that prevents you from going to wreck such a fine female is not a friend, Jake.

[V]

Anyone that prevents you from going to wreck such a fine female is not a friend, Jake.

SEE?

All that karma shit is just that. Shit. Will karma help get Miss Lederhosen to do the no pants dance with you?

Hardly. Your friends are free, white, and over 18. If they cannot be bothered to make contingency plans for a night of overindulgence... then I have to call into question the quality of your friends.

[BillyG]

You know what karma is? Giving the Lederhosen Princess a good round in the sack and getting another one on Tuesday.

[Timothy225]

Firm believer in karma, and I think Jake's good deed will pay off in spades. Jake will be having himself some Bavarian babeness soon, and his lucky streak with the ladies will only get better from here.

Treat 'em right, Gentleman Jake!

[BillyG]

Fairy Tales are fun Tim, but what really is going to happen is:

A) "Oh, did I text you? I didn't even realize. I was slightly sloppy drunk and really needing some because I was missing my ex and I guess I sent you a text. Sorry Jake, you're awesome, but I couldn't lose you as a friend."

B) "Oh Jake this is my new beau. Oh you were interested? Sorry, I figured after being blown off after sending you sexy Halloween pix you weren't interested in these long legs wrapped around your head."

Then we begin an "Ever since Jake dropped the ball" thread.

[IggytheBorg]

What I wanna know is: is that discotits in the pic w/ Jake "Da Snake"?