I had sex with her this morning. I just needed to get the fuck away from her because she was literally smothering me with kisses to the point of nearly tearing my bottom lip off with her teeth.
Ohhh, be careful - you're having sex with smotherers! Is this the same one from last week's sexing?
And, in to show the other side of 30 on Halloween, dressing up your kids: My Little Spiderman!
OMG, so cute! Tell him he makes a very brave looking Spiderman!
No trick or treaters - I bought a single bag of Hershey's Miniatures, because I knew we'd get anywhere from very few to zero kids. I've been sneaking an occasional Special Dark here and there, and that's pretty much it. George got here, and went bananas on about four of them right out of the bag, and said, "I know better than to take any of the Special Dark, or you'll kill me."
2012 Avatar Theme - LADIES FROM THE GOLDEN AGE OF HOLLYWOOD. January: Ava Gardner.
My two ghouls. Both of them had these little heart pumps that pumped fake blood- one pumped it down his chest- and the other pumped blood it down his face. They had a great time- me too
drunk all weekend. Watched horror movies. Lesley made mac and cheese and I covered the fucker with a pound of bacon. Made hot wings. Played video games. sex. Not too shabby.
"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
By the time we had dinner last night, it was late for us to eat (around 8 PM), and by then, we hadn't had a single trick or treater, which is a pretty basic problem in NY - how do kids trick or treat around an apartment building? Who buzzes them in, unless they know someone who lives there? In 21 years, I've had exactly two trick or treaters show up, and they were both kids who lived there, and who wisely went from floor to floor before they went out. I honestly don't know why more NY kids don't do this.
Anyway, being the total diner whores that we are, we found a fabulous new place in my neighborhood, so we went there for a second time. We walked in just at about 8 PM, and held the door for three little kids in costume, and their mom. I turned to George and said, "Yeah, they just came from a post-trick or treating dinner - they're not just going out now. We're gonna have no kids coming by the time we eat and get back to my place."
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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I got a text that night with "Hey, come see me at Abbey 3 if you're in West Hollywood, I'll buy you a drink" with this picture attached. I immediately started hating every drunk friend I was with.
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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