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Still being bugged about a costume for the party tonight. My answer will continue to be "We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams." I think I might actually go as Wonka if I ever lose the weight. A fat candy man just doesn't seem like the type of thing I want to go as.
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One should never trust a thin chef. That goes double for candy men.I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking.
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Just woke up and it's time to leave for the party. GF didn't bother waking me up, and she's still trying to get dressed. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffComment
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BITCHES!!!
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I love how several of my friends did all their Halloween wishing last night...Uh, guys? Today is Halloween. Last night was Trick or Treat. There is a difference.Mortal Sin is a registered trademark of the One Holy Catholic & Apostolic Church. Hallelujah. ~Iggy
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So tired. Not home until 4. Copious booze consumed. Freeway shut down with a major wreck and like 20 emergency vehicles. need more Golden Smacks.Comment
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Same, except less booze, car accidents, and Golden Smacks. Being the only sober one at a club sucks too, but I still had a pretty good time even though this one girl got super-drunk and would not stop fucking making out with me and grinding on me to the point that my claustrophobia kicked in, and when I finally got her to go the fuck outside with me and go get food so that she would sober up a little, she argued with me about what I ordered for her, started getting a little salty with the waitress because god forbid they stop serving booze at 2 am (I shut her down on this and made her apologize, haha), then she paid for it all and we gave the leftovers to her even more drunk friends while I ended up footing the bill for a $60 cab ride from WeHo to downtown just because I wanted to get the four mega-drunk women home safe and sound. Ended up carrying two of them inside and stopping one of her friends from throwing her goddamn shoes down the hall of her apartment building at 3:30am by taking them away from her.
Needless to say, all my drinks (all three terrible, watered-down Jamesons) and my breakfast were on them.Last edited by Shit Dickface; 10-31-2010, 03:35 PM."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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You're good peeps, Jake.Comment
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Bottomless booze enticement ended at three. Celebrating the demise of a shitass sports franchise pushed it past three. I think I'll be watching The Thing on loop for the next few hours.
Unless I get the gumption up to finish the last lokos in the fridge...Me quick one want slowComment
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Thanks! Also I learned that if I ever give up on women I will seriously fucking clean up with the gays. Plus those dudes know how to party. I went to the bathroom a few times, a couple to actually pee and a couple to get away from Queen "Let Me Suck Your Fucking Face Off And Give You A Handjob In Your Pants Against The Wall While Other Dudes Watch", and each time there was someone either smoking weed or having sex in the stalls. The Latino bathroom attendant looked like he wanted to quit. Haha.Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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So let me get this straight, you ran from a chick making out with you and trying to give you a hand job to hang in the stalls where dudes where knocking it out?
Yep, sounds like a perfectly normal reaction from a straight male.
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Remember, Jake, if you ever do decide to switch teams, you have to give Ed first crack at you. And you damn well better treat him right!Comment
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I had sex with her this morning. I just needed to get the fuck away from her because she was literally smothering me with kisses to the point of nearly tearing my bottom lip off with her teeth.Originally posted by B_Metal View PostSo let me get this straight, you ran from a chick making out with you and trying to give you a hand job to hang in the stalls where dudes where knocking it out?
Yep, sounds like a perfectly normal reaction from a straight male."Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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Shut up. All of you.Me quick one want slowComment
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OK, OK, I got it now. She was allOriginally posted by Nick Vanderhuge View Post
and you were all 
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