The Fucked up News of the Day

[Abraham Smashington]

WAT FUCKING WAT?!

UNCLE G?

oh man....I want to know more about this fucked up shit.

[BillyG]

http://blog.timesunion.com/hottopics...hristmas/6503/

Take a picture with Santa and his reindeer. THEN KILL THEM.

[B_Metal]

I like guns, but I'm not sure I like them enough to feature them in family photos. Now Vin on the other hand.....

[Martin]

The true spirit of Christmas!

[BillyG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16161746

Crazy mufuckaz be crazy.

[BillyG]

http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/13/world/...html?hpt=hp_t2

Beheaded in Saudi Arabia for witchcraft?!

[Timothy225]

I'm guessing Harry Potter's not a big draw over there, huh?

[Lisa]

Hey, airfare to Salem, MA isn't cheap from Saudi Arabia. Sounds like they had to settle for a local witch-hunt.

[BillyG]

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-te...it-2403901.php

I want to lock these fucks up in a container Vic Mackey style.

[Lisa]

Oh, jesus, I read the first line of that article and had to close it up. I just can't. I just hope they get the maximum.

[Timothy225]

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-te...it-2403901.php

I want to lock these fucks up in a container Vic Mackey style.

With some pissed off wolves.

[Lisa]

"Well, of COURSE the store stayed open! After that lady died, it freed up one more 'Tickle Me Elmo' for some other customer!"

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...ticle-1.991478

[Martin]

GODDAMMIT

[Lisa]

In the magical words of Elaine Benes, "I dunno how you guys walk around with those things."

[Timothy225]

That's nuts!