The Fucked up News of the Day

[B_Metal]

Tell me she did not just say that./BookerT

[Lisa]

Okay, I generally don't have a huge problem with porn, but this is just fucked up...

Seriously?

[gravedigger]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[Lisa]

Right? There are some things that are just sacred.

And for the record, I don't have a problem with The Count being censored, because that's not porno - it's just hilarious that bleeping out an innocent word makes the whole song sound dirty. It's a totally different thing!

[Howard]

I'm too lazy to google for muppet porn. I wonder if it was any good?

[Lisa]

It wasn't Muppet porn, I don't think. From the sound of the article, I think it was just porn-porn when some little kid decided he wanted to log on and hang out on Sesame Street's You Tube page. You know, "Hey mom, those people aren't purple and fuzzy." And if any of them were, they need to get that shit checked out by a doctor.

[Martin]

I've rarely been as disturbed as I am by a video.

It's the total lack of care of the passerby that's staggering. Way to go with caring for girls!

Fuck those Chinese fucks.

This is so fucking sad.

EDIT: Here's the entire, uncut video at the bottom.

[B_Metal]

Description is bad enough can't watch the vid.

[Lisa]

It's blocked for me - description, please?

[B_Metal]

Toddler ran over twice, no one does anything to help for quite some time. All caught on video. Lady who lends help gets accused of wanting fame. FUCK CHINA

[Lisa]

OMG! Totally not clicking on that, nope.

[FilmNerdJamie]

No word on if dog will press charges.

[Lisa]

This is why Edison remains a housecat, people.

[FilmNerdJamie]

"On a very special episode of Rin Tin Tin: K-9 Cop..."

[Martin]

Jesus fucking Christ, bitch, IT AIN'T A TAUNTAUN!