The Fucked up News of the Day

[PHEDG]

A New Zealand truck driver who inflated "like a balloon" when he fell buttocks-first onto a compressed air nozzle is being described as lucky to be alive.

[Captain Russ]

Val Kilmer for the film:

127 PSI

[BillyG]

"fell"

[Abraham Smashington]

Val Kilmer for the film:

127 PSI

FUCKING LULZ. Thought the exact same thing when I saw the picture. hahahaha

[Matt]

Val Kilmer for the film:

127 PSI

You must spread some rep around...

[Abraham Smashington]

HOCKEN, WHAT THE FUCK?

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I kind of want to see this.

[Captain Russ]

I kind of want her twee bullshit to disappear entirely.

[Abraham Smashington]

I just want to know what's up with the cat.

[Nathan]

What the................

[Ed Hocken]

What a bunch of mumblecore bullshit.

And I assure you, that is not me in that movie.

[Captain Russ]

[B_Metal]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA, Cocaine: Helluva drug.

[Captain Russ]

URGE

TO

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RISING

[V]

Meanwhile, on the wrong side of the tracks... Vin seriously considers robbing a bank or planning a jewelry heist.

[B_Metal]

Meanwhile, on the wrong side of the tracks... Vin seriously considers robbing a bank or planning a jewelry heist.

I make a wicked wheel man.