The Fucked up News of the Day

[Timothy225]

Yeah...that won't come back to haunt him...

Well, it is the NY Post, so with a grain of salt...

Anyway, I highly doubt Obama's the only president or elected official who's done anything like this. If I were elected president, I'd be a dickhead for a week or two.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Well, it is the NY Post, so with a grain of salt...

It's real.

Anyway, I highly doubt Obama's the only president or elected official who's done anything like this. If I were elected president, I'd be a dickhead for a week or two.

Yeah but he's been playing the "Them Vs. Us" game saying how everything is all the rich assholes' faults and how he isn't like that. As it turns out...he is a rich asshole.

[Captain Russ]

Deep Roy is now a small black girl.

[B_Metal]

I long for the good old days when people argued that being the President meant getting head in the oval office is not only approved but encouraged. Now we bitch if POTUS throws a party.

And if you didn't know Obama had money before he threw a party you're an idiot and lose all right to complain in the first place.

[Captain Russ]

More than anything else, this enrages me.


Not even someone who played a

nurse on the reality TV series I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant

is safe from the ageists.

[Lisa]

I long for the good old days when people argued that being the President meant getting head in the oval office is not only approved but encouraged. Now we bitch if POTUS throws a party.

And if you didn't know Obama had money before he threw a party you're an idiot and lose all right to complain in the first place.

Correct-a-mundo, Fonzie!

[B_Metal]

EEEEEEHHHHHHH! *thumbsupinaleatherbomberjacket.jpg*

[teledork]

Deep Roy is now a small black girl.

Uhhhhhh....

[FilmNerdJamie]

Couldn't she have picked better fast-food to offer sex for?

[gravedigger]

Yeah, but for some unknown reason McNuggets are so good.

[Timothy225]

Aren't McNuggets on the Dollar Menu? How good could the sex have been if it's only a buck's worth?

[Lisa]

Everyone knows KFC's Extra Crispy is the only chicken worth cooch-poppin' for.

Or, you know, uuuhhh, so I've heard!

[FilmNerdJamie]

Everyone knows KFC's Extra Crispy is the only chicken worth cooch-poppin' for.

Over the Original Recipe?!

[Lisa]

To be honest, it just depends on my mood. I'd say it's 50/50 in my book.

[Captain Russ]

KFC sucks. McDonalds sucks.

This woman also sucks. In more ways than one.