Spider-man Fight Footage

[Timothy225]

Loved it - I sort of agree about the guy playing Parker, he looked a bit off, but it was still a great audition.

As for knowing how to fight... I think in the comics they said his Uncle Ben taught him some stuff. But Rob's right - if this is the first time using his powers, he wouldn't have self-control enough to not cut loose with his full strength. Cracked ribs, mangled organs, blunt force trauma, whiplash, smashed vertebrae... well, Parker's looking at quite a bit of detention in his immediate future. Also, lawsuits and jail-time.

[Ed Hocken]

That's also stupid.

So you're asking for giant throbbing green cock, then?

Shit, why not ask to see Captain Kirk's wang actually penetrate the green chick?

[Abraham Smashington]

As for knowing how to fight... I think in the comics they said his Uncle Ben taught him some stuff. But Rob's right - if this is the first time using his powers, he wouldn't have self-control enough to not cut loose with his full strength. Cracked ribs, mangled organs, blunt force trauma, whiplash, smashed vertebrae... well, Parker's looking at quite a bit of detention in his immediate future. Also, lawsuits and jail-time.

I think it would be pretty great if that factored in to the new flick. Like he totally just breaks a dude's jaw with one punch. Then he freaks out and realizes that with great strength comes great responsibility.

[Nathan]

The green chick needs penetration. Lots of it.

[Nathan]

I think it would be pretty great if that factored in to the new flick. Like he totally just breaks a dude's jaw with one punch. Then he freaks out and realizes that with great strength comes great responsibility.

Correct.

[Ed Hocken]

So you want KICK-ASS, but with powers then?

Still, I'm sure it's handled in one way or the other.

[Abraham Smashington]

No. I wasn't a fan of Kick-Ass for the most part. I just want this to be different than the original spider flicks and that would be a decent way to start.

[Nathan]

If its going to be the same as Raimi's flicks for the most part, why bother? Why bother rebooting....ah never mind.

[Ed Hocken]

With what I have heard they're aiming for audience wise with this one. You're not going to get Cronenberg-esque violence.

[Abraham Smashington]

I mean, this is all speculation anyways since there is no footage from the new flick. I just have this feeling that it's not gonna really do anything new minus having a hotter Mary Jane.

[Ed Hocken]

Exactly, it's why it's nearly impossible to give a shit about this entire franchise.

[V]

With great power... comes a grand fucking time at the expense of others.

[Ed Hocken]

Here here

[Matt]

this really is the most unnecessary reboot in the history of cinema.

[Abraham Smashington]

So is there anyway that Spidey could show up in the Avengers flicks at some point? Would this reboot help that to happen?