ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Ed Hocken]

I dunno man, when it involves important decisions. I try to be sober for it.

[Abraham Smashington]

Can't believe you'd apartment hunt while drunk.

I need to know if I can figure my way through the new layout drunk before I commit.

I thought you guys had a new place lined up already!

We did until Jeffrey found a site that basically said the place was a piece of shit and we decided to look at some other places instead.

[Abraham Smashington]

How dare you?



Usually around noon/lunch.

On Sunday, it's a crapshoot.

I tend not to start drinking until at least 3 if possible. But that's about the time we eat lunch, so that works.

[Captain Russ]

I dunno man, when it involves important decisions. I try to be sober for it.

Yes, even for the soul-crushing activities it helps in one way.

On the other hand, being buzzed doesn't hurt the tedium. It fucking takes a bat to its face.

[Ed Hocken]

You know me, I only drink at not-work related parties and when I go out. Otherwise, every so often I buy a six-pack to try out.

[Captain Russ]

And it absolutely works gangbusters for you.

Me? I'm pretty sure I'd lose my shit. Or just start scrawling "FART" on the walls like Dot's kids in Raising Arizona.

And yes, my expression would be eerily similar.

[Matt]

When y'all do some weekend drinking shit, when do y'all normally kick it off? I do it around lunch, that way I've at least got two meals in me and don't feel horribly guilty about it.

On Fridays, we usually start with dinner, so that'll be around 7pm. If I'm meeting people after work on Friday for drinks, then it's at around 5pm.

Saturday and Sunday, we usually start around dinner. If we've gone out for an excursion somewhere, then we start drinking whenever we get there. For instance, we were in Stillwater for most of the day last Saturday, and we were heavily into our drinks by around 1:30pm.

We honestly don't drink much.

[Captain Russ]

GAH RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE

[Shit Dickface]

*"drunk in bed at 11AM on a Sunday, trying to angle his piss so that most of it lands in an empty Jameson's bottle" fist*

[BillyG]

I drink when I arrive at the drinking location(s). No pre-game at the casa.

[Ed Hocken]

GAH RESPONSIBLE PEOPLE

Paying for insurance is a bitch.

Don't get me wrong, when you need it. You truly say "THANK FUCK!"

[Captain Russ]

Fucking shell game.

[Ed Hocken]

I drink when I arrive at the drinking location(s). No pre-game at the casa.

Main reason why I don't pregame. I go out by myself, which means I have to drive myself. And seeing how I had to get out of the car when I when I went though a DUI check point (No, I wasn't drunk. But I had to admit to drinking several hours before). I'd rather not go through that shit again.

[BillyG]

Yea, Houston has like the second highest number of drunk driving violations behind LA by like 1 per capita or something. Cops are BAD about drunk driving here.

[Shit Dickface]

Well, yeah, y'all don't live in an awesome 'hood like me*


*also too poor for a car