ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Shit Dickface]

May lurk around the New Bev tonight to see if I can get SP tickets. Eagle Rock Music Fest tomorrow, not sure what on Sunday, maybe beach

[V]

Tonight: Play some games, have a wank, sleep.
Saturday: Get up, have a wank, eat, go back to sleep, wake up, have a wank, play some games, call for takeaway, eat, wank, sleep.
Sunday: See above...

[Abraham Smashington]

Cleaning our apartment, possibly see a flick, drinking, sexing, video gaming.

[Captain Russ]

UT OU WEEKEND

(and Dead Rising 2)

[Shit Dickface]

Fuck, PBR is still terrible. At least it was free!
Tonight: Had a stellar shawarma wrap, got free tickets to see the new 35MM print of Christine at the Silent Movie Theater, went there and met up with Josh Miller from CHUD (awesome dude), pounded free PBR and some fruity shit some girl offered me, and drank in the glory of that sexy new print. It's like John Carpornter all up in that motherfucker.

Tomorrow: Gonna go to my comedy guru's house to help them put together a bed, then we're gonna eat (free) and go to the Eagle Rock Music Festival(free), where we will meet up with Billy Youngblood from CHUD (another awesome dude) and listen to music and party hard and I will do my damnedest to pick up a woman.

Sunday: Free entry at LACMA. Might be meeting that one girl there if she confirms. If not, I'm probably gonna do some shit with Cat and Mark.

[BillyG]

OH SHIT supposedly going to Keneally's tonight for Irish pizza and good beer.

[Howard]

[BillyG]

Get that SS taken care of and come home Howie!

[Matt]

Jake: glad to hear that Josh is a good dude. He's a MN boy from my neck of the woods, and I've been chatting him up a bit in some DERP PMs. Seems like a good guy.

Lesley and Rob: I DID meet Sarah at the Black Forest last night. She wasn't our server but I saw her walking around. They were very busy with a David Hasselhoff night, but I did manage to say 'hi' to her (I gave her the proper ROB and LESLEY context so that she wouldn't freak out thinking I was a stalker). Very nice gal.

[Shit Dickface]

Fuck. Got incredibly wasty-faced last night and had a blast aside from wanting to fight some fuck who said I look forty.

[Lisa]

Back from the wedding, and I smartly took tomorrow off, so a free day!

The wedding was fabulous! My niece - and I swear to god, I'm not just saying this because she's my niece - was the most unbelievably beautiful bride I've ever seen. Hands down, no argument. When we were waiting for the wedding to start, we were sitting, in order, my youngest nephew and my SIL (who are my late brother's son and wife), George, me, and my oldest brother, who was solo because he's married to "The Bitch From Hell: The Sequel" (his 2nd wife, who's almost as bad as the first), who he's on the outs with, so he came to the wedding on his own. Anyway, my SIL asks me if I brought tissues, because she just always bawls during weddings. I said, "Nope, sorry!" She jokingly says, "Dammit, Lis, I thought I could count on you!" I said - and mind my words, because they sure as hell backed up on me later - "Hey, I have no reason to cry! It's a happy day, and I don't cry over happy stuff!" Riiiight. My brother says to my SIL, "Don't worry, I have a handkerchief if you need it."

Then the wedding starts, and we all turn to look at my BIL, who's just BEAMING, walking my niece, who was the most gorgeous bride on the planet, down the aisle. Aaand, I burst into tears, of course. I lightly smacked my brother on the shoulder and hissed, "Hankie, hankie, gimme the hankie NOW!" This kid is something, let me tell you - she put her bridesmaids in short, navy blue dresses that they CAN wear again, which no bride ever does. She was in her new wedding gown, with my sister's (her mom's) wedding veil (which, I recognized instantly, even though it was 30 years ago!), and - this was a really nice touch, I thought - instead of the traditional white or ivory shoes to match her gown, she wore navy blue shoes so that she'd match her bridesmaids' dresses, which I never ever saw any bride do. It was beautiful, stylish, different, and a really cool thing to do, to show these girls that she really felt a connection to them.

Anyway, a fabulous time was had by all, George met a HUGE bunch of the rest of the family, and it was just a great weekend!

[Captain Russ]

UT shat a big one, then Stanford followed suit.

While they failed miserably, I took down a rack and a half of ribs and finished off a 12 pack of teh Lawnmower.

Great. Success.

[Captain Russ]

ACL tahmarrah biatches (love you all/have a great one)

[Matt]

Really bad, busy week at work. Sorry I've been kinda absent, but between work and the 90s draft on Derp I've been pretty committed.

Today: Sunny and 81. Gonna drink heavily tonight because I need it.
Tomorrow: Sunny and 83. Gonna take a road trip with the wife unit to look at some colors and drink heavily. Probably have dinner with my brother and his wife tomorrow night at a new restaurant.
Sunday: Partly Sunny and 75. May go and visit the in-laws...hopefully NOT, though.

[Ed Hocken]

Today: Trivia Night
Tomorrow: Probably will record a new episode and drink a Unibroue
Sunday: Recovery from said Unibroue.