ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Timothy225]

Trust me, I'm dying to have filthy sex with this chick.

NO!!!!



Bad Jake! Nice, attractive girl, with a brain in her head and delightful personality? You have ROMANTIC, PASSIONATE, NICE SEX. FOR SEVERAL HOURS! You make her a terrific dinner, seduce her over a great bottle of wine, gaze into her eyes longingly, have a passionate embrace, carry her to your bedroom, and make sweet, sweet love to her! Then, the following morning, you make her breakfast in bed! And give her a foot massage! You want this girl to be overwhelmed by all that is Jake! When she tells her friends (and she will) you want her to say "Oh, sure, I've had boyfriends before... but then Jake showed up and... oh, Jake! (quivers uncontrollably)"

Kids today!

[Ingrid]

Bad Jake! Nice, attractive girl, with a brain in her head and delightful personality? You have ROMANTIC, PASSIONATE, NICE SEX. FOR SEVERAL HOURS! You make her a terrific dinner, seduce her over a great bottle of wine, gaze into her eyes longingly, have a passionate embrace, carry her to your bedroom, and make sweet, sweet love to her! Then, the following morning, you make her breakfast in bed! And give her a foot massage!

Kids today!

Yeah!



The filthy sex can wait till the 3rd or 4th date...

[Timothy225]

Yeah!



The filthy sex can wait till the 3rd or 4th date...

Truth! Mix that shit up so the lovin' doesn't grow stale! But you ALWAYS bring your A game the first couple of times, fool!

[Anderson]

Hit it harder now.

[Lisa]

Yeah!



The filthy sex can wait till the 3rd or 4th date...

Truth! Mix that shit up so the lovin' doesn't grow stale! But you ALWAYS bring your A game the first couple of times, fool!

YES!!! This is a much better plan than with the freaky ex-violent drug addict's girlfriend in the other thread!

[Ed Hocken]

Met Bryan Lee O'Malley
Went grocery shopping
Found some really good porn
Had a mint iced tea

[Anderson]

Met Bryan Lee O'Malley
Went grocery shopping
Found some really good porn
Had a mint iced tea

Did you get to meet his wife too?


She's quite talented and she doesn't get a fair shake.

[Ed Hocken]

Wife wasn't there, and Randall and I were one of the last people to get something signed.

Which was my copy of Vol. 6. I asked just for the signature, nothing fancy.

[Lisa]

Met Bryan Lee O'Malley
Went grocery shopping
Found some really good porn
Had a mint iced tea

Saw CSN.
Cleaned my apartment.
Found some really good porn.
Bought an adorable handbag on clearance.

SO CLOSE!

[BillyG]

Thursday - Work 15 hours.
Friday - Grocery shop. Acquire beer and food for four days of excess. Download Scott Pilgrim, Shank, and Limbo from XBLA. Cook burgers. Have GF watch Sons of Anarchy S2.
Saturday - More games and burgers. Probably need another case of beer. Avoid invites for Labor Day BBQ's. Go to Tacos Del Julio. Begin to question my decision making. SoA2.
Sunday - Hair of the dog. Realize Monday is a day off. More beer. Give in eat a salad because my guts are rotting. SoA2. Decide to get shawarmas but refuse to drive that far, so I eat more Tex Mex.
Monday - Finish SoA2. Want to die. Nap in my recliner. Cry.

[Matt]

Fuck it...I took this Friday off as well. It's gonna be dead around here anyways. 4 day weekend, BABY!!!

[zanie]

this WEEKEND=SLEEP please

[Nathan]

Chores. Lots of chores. Band practice. Pay bills.

[Shit Dickface]

Friday - Running as fast and as far away from work as I can. No set plans yet, but something will pop up. Might go see Piranha 3-D that night.
Saturday - Beach with friends, probably, followed by (HOPEFULLY) going to the Aero to see LOS ANGELES PLAYS ITSELF. Failing that, Piranha 3-D.
Sunday - Hopefully meeting up with Kristina from the nonprofit to go over her marketing/webmarketing/branding plan in the morning. Movie and barbecue at a friend's place that night to kiss off summer.
Monday - Probably nothing save for recuperating/doing chores.

[Timothy225]

Friday night - the wife and I go see MACHETE!
Saturday - do some house cleaning, hit the dump, loaf around the house.
Sunday - ?
Monday - PROFIT!