ISSA GOTDAMN WEEKEEEEEND THREAD

[Timothy225]

Working from 12-10 today, 8-4 Saturday, off Sunday and Monday. Ran some numbers, should make a killing (for me, anyway, you upper class wealthy mofos) by month's end.

Planning on spending my days off doing some freelance stuff, taking Jen out, spending time with my best buddy, punching up my resume and loafing.

[Abraham Smashington]

beautiful weather at the cabin this past weekend. 80 degrees, nice and sunny with a nice breeze. Lesley and I hung out, fished all weekend, drank a ton of booze and ate a bunch of awesome cabin foods (brats, corn, burgers, etc..). The boats weren't ready yet, so we didn't get a chance to do any boating but we did put up the gazebo, trimmed some trees back, and put in the dock.

Can't wait to get back up there in a few weeks. It's one of the few places I'm actually happy.

[Matt]

We had a good weekend too (it helps that the weather held for the entire weekend...). Did the cematary thing all day on Friday with the FIL, went to Stillwater all day on Saturday, hit the lake on Sunday, and then spent all of yesterday doing spring cleaning. Cleaned out the garage and did some gardening.

[Anderson]

Fucking insane weekend. I realized that mixing Chardonnay and raw oysters loosens you up.

Broke up a crime. Nearly got jumped at a historical landmark. Hung out with elderly tourists. Met some politicians. Had some good food. Crashed a summer camp. Ate Whataburger for the first time. Got left at the Hotel, because everyone thought I drove down. I didn't, we convoyed a few rented vehicles and my wife had the keys.

Hung out in some old record shops. Saw the weirdest wedding service in quite some time. Ate remoulade with a bartender. Tried to watch Indy 500. Taught a few randoms how to do my Liddy match trick. Freaked out a few people with it.

Met a dude that looked like The Blind Side, but talked like Wesley Wills. Let him hold the baby, freaked the wife out.

Then, we left. The step father-in-law had a mild heart attack, which we found out about only after realizing that their car wasn't picking up the tail end of the caravan.

[BillyG]

Tell us of the crime, Batman.

[Anderson]

Tell us of the crime, Batman.

I came out last to the parking garage, because my father-in-law and wife were dealing with their bags and the baby.

I was taking a picture of an abandoned car with a funny smell coming out of the trunk. We were supposed to be waiting on a porter to help out. That's when I spun around with my camera out and I noticed this black kid slinking behind the parking garage columns.

I zoom in on him and he sees me with the camera. He starts to do that slow back up and that's when I see that he's got my father-in-law's luggage and I bolt after him. He drops everything he stole out of the van and I chase him into a stairwell where I lose him.

The only thing he managed to get was the GPS, which he must've snapped the main part off the console and slipped it into his pocket. We recovered the computer stuff, the suits and some travelers checks. The only thing lost was a 10 year old GPS unit.

TLR

I went Usain Bolt after a robber. All that was lost was an old ass GPS that was getting replaced anyways.

[Matt]

Way to profile there, Troy. Jeeez.

[Anderson]

Way to profile there, Troy. Jeeez.

If I would've profiled him the way I wanted to, he'd be a splatter on the sidewalk. If I could've hit him the way I wanted to, he would've went over the side and we would've got the GPS back.

[BillyG]

Did you snatch him up by his collar, growl "I'm southern Joker" then toss him off?

[Anderson]

Did you snatch him up by his collar, growl "I'm southern Joker" then toss him off?

My wife started yelling back at the van, so I turned around to see what was up and he got away. It took me a solid 15 seconds to realize that I should've checked back there to see if someone else was with him before I went running off.

[Abraham Smashington]

Did you snatch him up by his collar, growl "I'm southern Joker" then toss him off?

hahah yesss

[Anderson]

hahah yesss

The more I look back at it, that would be the only thing that could make it weirder.

[Timothy225]

Nicely done, Troy! Nicely done!

[B_Metal]

But was he wearing a hoodie?

Too soon?

[Anderson]

Someone asked me what I was going to do this weekend.

I didn't hesitate when I said, "Eat Quesaritos until I shit blood".