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lulz. Couldn't resist.
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- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves. -
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That.Originally posted by Howard View Post
Also, Sephora sort of terrifies me. It's like a sensory immersion - all the smells and the women and the fluorescent lighting just makes my brain go "GGGUUUHHHH" and I have to step out before having a Vietnam flashback even though I was never in Vietnam fuck"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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So that's why guys keep hitting on me. I'm inherently feminine. Awesome.Originally posted by Vault Vanderhuge View PostComment
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Well you are small and compact"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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man you went there I didn't say a thing"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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And out of his original packaging."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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See, there's a fundamental difference to the way that men and women shop.
Women: They will spend hours looking at shit that they have no intention of buying. Shopping isn't a chore to them...it's a sport.
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- I'm cold.
- (Walks into a store, buys a jacket)
- I'm not cold anymore. DONE.Originally posted by MartinOriginally posted by gravediggerOriginally posted by MartinComment
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So that's why Ari liked having me around so much. If I stayed around any longer, I might have become part of his collection.Comment
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False Matt. When's it something that men are interested in? Men can shop forever. I honestly have to be focused and have a list when I go into Home Depot or Lowe's. Otherwise I will leave with way too many new fucking house projects.- Francois de La RochefoucauldWe are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.Comment
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My gripe? Going to places that sell shit that would be great in a house. And Lesley commenting on how great that would be if we had a house. And her not buying anything. We don't have a house so it's a waste of fucking time.Originally posted by Matt View Post"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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You should be surprised. Because it means I'm a loose figure.Originally posted by V View PostComment
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And that's why you just have The Sims 3 playing on your computer 24/7.Originally posted by Buff Headcheese View PostComment
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