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  • #31
    Also during EdNess, another High Holy Hocken Holiday. Followers are required to find some random subject, fixate on that subject during the holiday and then forget about it.
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • #32
      Which holiday covers the great & mysterious butt cream day?
      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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      • #33
        Originally posted by B_MetalSucks View Post
        Which holiday covers the great & mysterious butt cream day?
        Oh those are received randomly. You just celebrate that day when you get it in the mail.
        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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        • #34
          The receiving of the ball cream is a day in which the believer ponders the mysteries of life.
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
            Oh those are received randomly. You just celebrate that day when you get it in the mail.
            Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
            The receiving of the ball cream is a day in which the believer ponders the mysteries of life.
            And apparently you ponder the mysteries of life whenever you randomly get butt/ball cream. Lulz
            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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            • #36
              Pussy Galore's Bible is achieving epic status in another thread.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #37
                Virgin sacrifices: Yes or No

                ?
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #38
                  No on sacrifices, but yes on hedonistic fuckin.
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Matt View Post
                    Virgin sacrifices: Yes or No

                    ?
                    As long as we're sacrificing just their virginity. Hockenism has no need for virgins. And by "sacrificing just their virginity" I mean making sure they get boned good and proper. After a proper bath, amirite Riker?
                    "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by EdHocken View Post
                      No on sacrifices, but yes on hockonistic fuckin.
                      Fixed.
                      The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                      • #41
                        That is what we call, a bingo.
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #42
                          What would a Hockenistic Jihad look like?
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Matt View Post
                            What would a Hockenistic Jihad look like?
                            An explosion at the Trix cereal factory?
                            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                            • #44
                              There wouldn't be jihads, it would just be called getting medieval on your asses.

                              And for the record, it would be a Fruity Pebbles factory.
                              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                              • #45
                                Oh Ed. Haha
                                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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