I started my own church in 2002, for monetary gain (I didn't say that at the time, and in fact made efforts to disguise my motivation)
Unfortunately it didn;t work
However, I'm now trying to sell the rights to my religion. It's been established for a while now, which should be a benefit to anyone wanting to run a religious scam (Estd 2002!). As the only prophet, I have the power to name you the next Prophet and turn the religion over to you!
The Holy Church of Cosmic Understanding can be yours for the low low price of... make me a reasonable offer. I can get you up to speed on all the tenets of church faith, etc.
Unfortunately it didn;t work
However, I'm now trying to sell the rights to my religion. It's been established for a while now, which should be a benefit to anyone wanting to run a religious scam (Estd 2002!). As the only prophet, I have the power to name you the next Prophet and turn the religion over to you!
The Holy Church of Cosmic Understanding can be yours for the low low price of... make me a reasonable offer. I can get you up to speed on all the tenets of church faith, etc.
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