Starting a New Religion for Monetary Gain

[Kate]

I started my own church in 2002, for monetary gain (I didn't say that at the time, and in fact made efforts to disguise my motivation)



Unfortunately it didn;t work



However, I'm now trying to sell the rights to my religion. It's been established for a while now, which should be a benefit to anyone wanting to run a religious scam (Estd 2002!). As the only prophet, I have the power to name you the next Prophet and turn the religion over to you!



The Holy Church of Cosmic Understanding can be yours for the low low price of... make me a reasonable offer. I can get you up to speed on all the tenets of church faith, etc.

[Matt]

Any chance we can get a NEW TESTAMENT: BOOK OF LISA for the Hockenism thread?

[Abraham Smashington]

Only if it doesn't mess up the flow of the already planned out ending.

[Ed Hocken]

True,

But then I'd ask if we could work in were-juggalos.

[nerdious dorkus]

My friend and I started a religion about 7 years ago: The Church of Magnetism, where everything could be explained by the repulsion or attraction. The creators were bunnies, because they rub butts.

[Anderson]

I'm planning a sequel book as part of the overall Hocken Trilogy.

Lisa can go into the second series. The ending to Hockenism Part 1 should be arriving in the next hour or so.

[Anderson]

HOCKENISM - KING ROB OF EARTH-1 VERSION coming soon.

[Lesley]

HOCKENISM - KING ROB OF EARTH-1 VERSION coming soon.

Nice!!