Starting a New Religion for Monetary Gain

[Ed Hocken]

Also during EdNess, another High Holy Hocken Holiday. Followers are required to find some random subject, fixate on that subject during the holiday and then forget about it.

[B_Metal]

Which holiday covers the great & mysterious butt cream day?

[nerdious dorkus]

Which holiday covers the great & mysterious butt cream day?

Oh those are received randomly. You just celebrate that day when you get it in the mail.

[Ed Hocken]

The receiving of the ball cream is a day in which the believer ponders the mysteries of life.

[B_Metal]

Oh those are received randomly. You just celebrate that day when you get it in the mail.

The receiving of the ball cream is a day in which the believer ponders the mysteries of life.

And apparently you ponder the mysteries of life whenever you randomly get butt/ball cream. Lulz

[Matt]

Pussy Galore's Bible is achieving epic status in another thread.

[Matt]

Virgin sacrifices: Yes or No

?

[Ed Hocken]

No on sacrifices, but yes on hedonistic fuckin.

[B_Metal]

Virgin sacrifices: Yes or No

?

As long as we're sacrificing just their virginity. Hockenism has no need for virgins. And by "sacrificing just their virginity" I mean making sure they get boned good and proper. After a proper bath, amirite Riker?

[nerdious dorkus]

No on sacrifices, but yes on hockonistic fuckin.

Fixed.

[Ed Hocken]

That is what we call, a bingo.

[Matt]

What would a Hockenistic Jihad look like?

[B_Metal]

What would a Hockenistic Jihad look like?

An explosion at the Trix cereal factory?

[Ed Hocken]

There wouldn't be jihads, it would just be called getting medieval on your asses.

And for the record, it would be a Fruity Pebbles factory.

[B_Metal]

Oh Ed. Haha