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  • #16
    Exactly,

    And for the ladies, it's an Ednamitzvah
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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    • #17
      Can't wait to hear your plans for the foreskin.
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by FASTER FASTER PUSSY GALORE View Post
        I'm cool with Hockenism as the name. Everyone vote on it, so I can get the first book up.
        Rob, Jake, Matt, and Howard: the 4 principal books of Hocken.
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • #19
          Fuck this religion. no cheese or bacon? FUCKING FAIL. I'm going ROGUE.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #20
            Didn't think about that.

            Followers of Hockenism can make their own choice.

            I'm not saying you can't have cheese or bacon, but during the High Holy Hocken days. You can't have it. Out of respect of the grand lord Hocken whose outfit was modeled after The Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who.
            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Rob View Post
              Fuck this religion. no cheese or bacon? FUCKING FAIL. I'm going ROGUE.
              You're the Devil in Hockenism. Like the snake to Adam and Steve. "You shall eat this pig and fucking love it!"
              The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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              • #22
                I can do a bacon/cheese 24 hour fast, as long as it absolves me of all sin and nets me cash.
                Originally posted by Martin
                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                Originally posted by gravedigger
                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                Originally posted by Martin
                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                • #23
                  There's no devil, there is only mild annoyance.

                  And during weekly Hocken services, the sermon will be done in a very loud voice.
                  "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                  • #24
                    Yep, no work is getting done today.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • #25
                      Chese. It's in this new religion? Can't wait to find out what it is. Also man-boy love is ok if you tithe 26%. Gotta give Ari an in.
                      "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                      • #26
                        Baconeese = Bacon + cheese. Let's make that a religion.
                        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by B_MetalSucks View Post
                          Also man-boy love is ok if you tithe 26%. Gotta give Ari an in.
                          I gotta draw the line on this. This isn't even a joking matter to me.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • #28
                            Matt, don't mind Josh. Sometimes he gets into a little child exploration from time to time.
                            The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                            • #29
                              Pedophilia is not allowed. But you are allowed to sexually harrass in a playful manner one person you find to be a hot piece of ass.
                              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Matt View Post
                                I gotta draw the line on this. This isn't even a joking matter to me.
                                you have met Ari on these boards, yes? Didn't mean to hit a nerve. And yes child exploration, fucking iPhone spellchanger. Lulz
                                "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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