Starting a New Religion for Monetary Gain

[Ed Hocken]

Exactly,

And for the ladies, it's an Ednamitzvah

[Nathan]

Can't wait to hear your plans for the foreskin.

[Matt]

I'm cool with Hockenism as the name. Everyone vote on it, so I can get the first book up.

Rob, Jake, Matt, and Howard: the 4 principal books of Hocken.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck this religion. no cheese or bacon? FUCKING FAIL. I'm going ROGUE.

[Ed Hocken]

Didn't think about that.

Followers of Hockenism can make their own choice.

I'm not saying you can't have cheese or bacon, but during the High Holy Hocken days. You can't have it. Out of respect of the grand lord Hocken whose outfit was modeled after The Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who.

[nerdious dorkus]

Fuck this religion. no cheese or bacon? FUCKING FAIL. I'm going ROGUE.

You're the Devil in Hockenism. Like the snake to Adam and Steve. "You shall eat this pig and fucking love it!"

[Matt]

I can do a bacon/cheese 24 hour fast, as long as it absolves me of all sin and nets me cash.

[Ed Hocken]

There's no devil, there is only mild annoyance.

And during weekly Hocken services, the sermon will be done in a very loud voice.

[Matt]

Yep, no work is getting done today.

[B_Metal]

Chese. It's in this new religion? Can't wait to find out what it is. Also man-boy love is ok if you tithe 26%. Gotta give Ari an in.

[nerdious dorkus]

Baconeese = Bacon + cheese. Let's make that a religion.

[Matt]

Also man-boy love is ok if you tithe 26%. Gotta give Ari an in.

I gotta draw the line on this. This isn't even a joking matter to me.

[nerdious dorkus]

Matt, don't mind Josh. Sometimes he gets into a little child exploration from time to time.

[Ed Hocken]

Pedophilia is not allowed. But you are allowed to sexually harrass in a playful manner one person you find to be a hot piece of ass.

[B_Metal]

I gotta draw the line on this. This isn't even a joking matter to me.

you have met Ari on these boards, yes? Didn't mean to hit a nerve. And yes child exploration, fucking iPhone spellchanger. Lulz