Weather...Fuck it.

[Lesley]

FL WEATHER WARNING! Just heard on the news that the state of FL could be sunned-in for the next several days. Residents have been urged to hunker down at your nearest beach/tiki bar for further instructions. Use extreme caution when braving this blizzard of sunshine, pref SPF30. We are asking friends & relatives to the north AND west to please keep us in their thoughts as we deal with two feet buried in the sand.

If I didn't like you so much, I would tell you to fuck off.

Fuck it.

Fuck off Howard!

[BillyG]

Houston just froze over in a matter of about an hour.

[Matt]

What's going on, Billy? What are you seeing?

[Timothy225]

FL WEATHER WARNING! Just heard on the news that the state of FL could be sunned-in for the next several days. Residents have been urged to hunker down at your nearest beach/tiki bar for further instructions. Use extreme caution when braving this blizzard of sunshine, pref SPF30. We are asking friends & relatives to the north AND west to please keep us in their thoughts as we deal with two feet buried in the sand.

[Matt]

Once again, Tim proves to us all that we are merely guests on his internet.

[V]

FL WEATHER WARNING! Just heard on the news that the state of FL could be sunned-in for the next several days. Residents have been urged to hunker down at your nearest beach/tiki bar for further instructions. Use extreme caution when braving this blizzard of sunshine, pref SPF30. We are asking friends & relatives to the north AND west to please keep us in their thoughts as we deal with two feet buried in the sand.

[B_Metal]

What's going on, Billy? What are you seeing?

Cold and fucking drizzling rain. Also Howard may have sunshine but he has Haitians too. So I think that makes us even. /racism

[PHEDG]

FL WEATHER WARNING! Just heard on the news that the state of FL could be sunned-in for the next several days. Residents have been urged to hunker down at your nearest beach/tiki bar for further instructions. Use extreme caution when braving this blizzard of sunshine, pref SPF30. We are asking friends & relatives to the north AND west to please keep us in their thoughts as we deal with two feet buried in the sand.

Good luck this year.

[V]

Good luck this year.

That's one thing I do NOT miss about Florida. Ivan was a motherfucker!

[Nathan]

Ivan was a motherfucker!

Did he turn suddenly and look behind him?

[Howard]

Hurricanes are over-hyped in the media. Cat 1-3 are just very bad thunderstorms. The bad ones only hit once a decade or so.

[BillyG]

Hurricanes are over-hyped in the media. Cat 1-3 are just very bad thunderstorms. The bad ones only hit once a decade or so.

Word.

As for Houston, just a crazy front pushed through in a matter of about an hour. All the sidewalks, awnings, flora and fauna, etc around the building is covered in ice. We may be sent home, as some bridges and overpasses are already freezing over as well and the city apparently didn't expect it and salt like they did last week. And if you know Houston freeways you know there is no lack of overpasses and bridges.

[B_Metal]

Billy's going ice skating in his car on the way home. Go slow Bill GO SLOW!!

[Howard]

The rule is a bridge/overpass every 500 feet.

Stay on the side streets if it is too icy.

[BillyG]

I really hate myself for not buying that Ford Raptor on days like today.