OK, so I was off as to what Iggy was gonna smoke, drink and read - but I DID get the order of activities right! Most surprising was the lack of "Masters of Horror - Guam", as I'm sure Iggy would've loved tales like "Shadows Over Hagåtña", "Demons of Dededo", and "The Terrors of Talofofo Bay".
The EPIC, HISTORY MAKING, LEGENDARY, HOLY SHIT - YOU MOFOS AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE HOW MUCH FUCKIN' SNOW YOU'RE GONNA GET, STORM OF STORMS was a bit of a bust. MAYBE got 4 inches or so, since the storm system shifted east towards the ocean and missed the other storm it was supposed to hook up with.
We're still off from our jerbs, as far as I know. Travel bans were lifted around 7 AM here, plows should be coming through soon, we still have to do some digging, but we did dodge a bullet.
Still, Five Deadly Venoms! Followed by either Flying Guillotine or The 36 Chambers of Shaolin, starring Gordon Liu hisself! Gonna get all Shaw Bros. up in this piece, if only to deaden the pain that we still don't have the El Rey network on our cable system (fuck, I missed out on Monsters HD, now I'm missing out on Flying Five Finger One Armed Eight Pole Shaolin Exploding Death Touch Thursdays. Fuck, man! )
The EPIC, HISTORY MAKING, LEGENDARY, HOLY SHIT - YOU MOFOS AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE HOW MUCH FUCKIN' SNOW YOU'RE GONNA GET, STORM OF STORMS was a bit of a bust. MAYBE got 4 inches or so, since the storm system shifted east towards the ocean and missed the other storm it was supposed to hook up with.
We're still off from our jerbs, as far as I know. Travel bans were lifted around 7 AM here, plows should be coming through soon, we still have to do some digging, but we did dodge a bullet.
Still, Five Deadly Venoms! Followed by either Flying Guillotine or The 36 Chambers of Shaolin, starring Gordon Liu hisself! Gonna get all Shaw Bros. up in this piece, if only to deaden the pain that we still don't have the El Rey network on our cable system (fuck, I missed out on Monsters HD, now I'm missing out on Flying Five Finger One Armed Eight Pole Shaolin Exploding Death Touch Thursdays. Fuck, man! )
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