Weather...Fuck it.

[V]

Don't feel bad. I just drove down to the Wawa to get smoky treats... and it's fucking insanity.

Also, a side note.

Madam Soccermom,

In case the dealer did not notify you, your brand new Lexus/Infiniti/Rover does not make you invincible and/or bulletproof during inclement weather, nor does it really grant you license to drive at 50 MPH in snow and ice. It still takes specific skill sets to properly travel in snow.

Skills... that you apparently do not possess.

And, yes... I was laughing at you when I drove by after you slid into the person in front of you, but please forgive me. My sense of humor runs somewhat to the arcane.

Warmest regards,

V.

[BillyG]

Horrible morning. I had to use a LARGE cup of warm water to get the frost off my windshield. MADNESS!

[V]

Horrible morning. I had to use a LARGE cup of warm water to get the frost off my windshield. MADNESS!

Go fuck a goat!

[Abraham Smashington]

It's kind of warm out. I like it.

[Timothy225]

Definitely leaving early - probably by 3 PM latest, to avoid the rush hour chaos when it snows for cereal around 4-5 PM. Just hope shit stays quiet until then.

[Ingrid]

Occasionally spitting flurries here. Apparently this is how it's going to be from now until at least Tuesday: cloudy or snowing. Woo-hoo!

[Lisa]

Okay, so it snowed all day, and they closed our office - we were told to go home by 3 PM. For those of us who hadn't left yet, a second official email went around at 4 PM which simply said "GO HOME NOW!!" It's supposed to snow the whole rest of the week, and Queens was once again a mess when I got home.

And then just now? A THUNDER clap! It's the end of the world, y'all!

[Lisa]

Holy shit! It's snowing AND thunder and lightening! I've never seen anything like it, weather-wise! Plus, we have an additional six inches at least out there!

[BillyG]

The seventh seal has broken. Hold onto your ass.

[IggytheBorg]

I saw no frogs!

[Lisa]

I saw no frogs!

"Rainy Season" by Stephen King! I love that story!

[PHEDG]

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...06/thundersnow

[gravedigger]

Horrible morning. I had to use a LARGE cup of warm water to get the frost off my windshield. MADNESS!

Hahahaha, what? Don't they sell ice scrapers in Texas? Like, even in a dusty corner of a Mom and Pop gas station?

[Lisa]

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-col...06/thundersnow

Haah! That was great - "The Four Snowmen of the Apocolypse"!

As for me, I'm snowed in yet again. We got a foot of snow in Queens, and they've shut down the elevated (outside) trains, which is my entire line all the way through Astoria. Ohhhh, well, poor me, if I have to stay home and email out resumes, guess I gotta!

[BillyG]

Hahahaha, what? Don't they sell ice scrapers in Texas? Like, even in a dusty corner of a Mom and Pop gas station?

Ice scraper? Are you kidding me? Maybe up in the panhandle, but not down here. I think we owned one when we lived in DFW but we never used it. The worst it ever gets is needing to use two cups of water to pour down the windshield. Plus a LOT of us drive trucks. Climbing up on your truck with an ice scraper would be a huge pain in the ass compared to tossing the water on the windshield.