Weather...Fuck it.

[V]

Just keep an eye out for Bruce Dern...

[Ed Hocken]

He's got dem crazy eyes!

[Captain Russ]

Plus you got the whole super bowl thing going on.

Hell, Dallas must be like a combo of Die Hard 2 and Black Sunday (Or Two-Minute Warning, your choice).

Everyone is behaving like Dennis Franz.

I just wanna get the hell outta here.

[Ed Hocken]

So people are just walking around bare assed and wearing short sleeved dress shirts with ties.

Got it.

[Captain Russ]

Die Hard 2 Franz.

Incompetent, arrogant, uptight embarrassments to their fellow man.

[Ed Hocken]

Same thing

[Captain Russ]

Sipowicz is a legend. You take it back.

[Ed Hocken]

If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do it?

[Captain Russ]

Sure. As long as the water wasn't shallow and the terrain was not littered with jagged rocks, why not? Cliff diving is awesome.

But seriously, the sooner the Super Bowl is over the better.

[Matt]

Die Hard 2 Franz.

Incompetent, arrogant, uptight embarrassments to their fellow man.

Let's Kick some ass!

[V]

You are both being shallow and pedantic... like Lois' meatloaf.

[BillyG]

But seriously, the sooner the Super Bowl is over the better.

Yup, hated it in Houston too. At least our rappers kept the clubs and strip joints sorted out, but the inner loop restaurants and bitching about the location the Dome is at in Houston was ridiculous. All the grocery stores and gas stations jacked up prices as well to really bend over the locals.

[Matt]

We all know that it's Fred Dalton Thompson who rules 'Die Hard 2' anyways.

[Matt]

Yup, hated it in Houston too. At least our rappers kept the clubs and strip joints sorted out, but the inner loop restaurants and bitching about the location the Dome is at in Houston was ridiculous. All the grocery stores and gas stations jacked up prices as well to really bend over the locals.

That's nothing compared to the bitching that we received over having the Superbowl here. What do you mean the bars close at 1am?????

[V]

And Red October, too...

"The average Russkie don't take a dump without a plan, son..."