You sound fat: THE THREAD

[BillyG]

But seriously, that's a whole family in desperate need of a bonfire

FIXXXXXXT

[Lisa]

The other sad thing is, they're too old to be taken from her by Child Protective Services. But seriously, that's a whole family in desperate need of therapy.

[Timothy225]

Yeah, she can forget Mother of the Year.

[Abraham Smashington]

URGE TO KILL RISING

[Abraham Smashington]

HURR DURR

[B_Metal]

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[Abraham Smashington]

BECAUSE IT'S SMALL, GET IT. HURR DURR

[Abraham Smashington]

A little cock never hurt anyone

[V]

Only covered in BUTTER AND BACON and cock.

Repaired for ultimate truth...

[B_Metal]

burg·er (bûrgr)n.1. A sandwich consisting of a bun, a cooked beef patty, and often other ingredients such as cheese, onion slices, lettuce, or condiments. Often used in combination: a cheeseburger.
2. A similar sandwich with a nonbeef filling. Often used in combination: a crab burger; a tofu burger.

All I know is no matter what you call it, it won't look like the commercial.

[Abraham Smashington]

Only covered in BUTTER AND BACON.

[Shit Dickface]

brussels sprouts are great fuck these people

[V]

Please stop calling such abominations burgers. They're mass produced patty-like substitute.

Agreed...

[BillyG]

Please stop calling such abominations burgers. They're mass produced patty-like substitute.

[Nathan]

I watched a 20/20'esque show once that was all about how commercials make the food look and how they do it. So ridiculous the lengths they go to just to make the food look like something they'll never be able to produce.

Totes.