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  • Explosion at the Slim Jim Factory

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090609/...lding_collapse

    While tragic, I wonder if Randy Savage had anything to with it.
    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

  • #2
    Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #3
      The ironic thing is that this the sort of thing Slim Jims do to you on the inside.
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #4
        I love me some spicy slim jims. My lunch in middle school consisted of Jalapeno Krunchers, a slim jim and a blue raspberry slushee.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rob View Post
          I love me some spicy slim jims. My lunch in middle school consisted of Jalapeno Krunchers, a slim jim and a blue raspberry slushee.
          Your dumps must have sounded like the invasion of Normandy.
          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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          • #6
            Fuck no. I'm a goddamn German and a Minnesotan. My stomach is made of fucking lead.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              I don't know if Ari can relate. But by being a jew, you can't tolerate shit.

              And that's funny as I'm also German. And every other goddamn central and eastern european country on the map.
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • #8
                And yet you can't eat a cheesburger. What the shit man?
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  I can only take so much spicy food before I'm cracking porcelain, but Slim Jim's never affected me.
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Rob View Post
                    And yet you can't eat a cheesburger. What the shit man?
                    Hey, it keeps the weight down. I have to be in some kind of shape to wear the v-neck.

                    But for some reason I really can't tolerate a lot of grease. Or anything really processed like a Twinkie. Not unless I want to piss my co-workers off by causing the place to reek.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #11
                      Cheeseburger > lame v-neck
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        Well, if that is the sacrafice I have to make to some how look sexy. Then I'm more than willing to do so. Same thing applies with bacon.

                        That may sound treasoness. But dammit it's not worth the pain or the gas.
                        Last edited by Ed Hocken; 06-09-2009, 04:00 PM.
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #13
                          I'd slaughter my sister for a pound of bacon.
                          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ari View Post
                            I'd slaughter my sister for a pound of bacon.
                            And that makes you sexy.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              And we've come full circle!
                              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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