Explosion at the Slim Jim Factory

[Ed Hocken]

I'd slaughter my sister for a pound of bacon.

Jesus man, have you been to a supermarket? Bacon isn't treated like gold now. Or say dirt in Waterworld.

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

I'll eat everything mostly...and I am happy to release whatever is bubbling inside me...just ask Ari...

[gravedigger]

Fuck no. I'm a goddamn German and a Minnesotan. My stomach is made of fucking lead.

My wife's family are all full-blooded Norwegians from North Dakota. It amazes me what they can eat without any ill effects. I'm dropping bombs for days after we visit and I'm German/Italian.

[Anderson]

I'd slaughter my sister for a pound of bacon.

I'd slaughter your sister and then I'd fuck the bacon out of her. In this case, the pork fat is coming off her pussy. After I fucked her.

It would also be cooked by the heat of the fucking.

[PHEDG]

good lord man, well done.

[Ari]

I'd slaughter your sister and then I'd fuck the bacon out of her. In this case, the pork fat is coming off her pussy. After I fucked her.

It would also be cooked by the heat of the fucking.

You're gonna get ring worms. No way fucking a slaughtered corpse is going to generate enough heat to properly cook meat.

[Ed Hocken]

Ya mean trichinosis. And he's gotta a point, no one fucks at a high enough temperature to kill off the bacteria. According to USDA anyway.

[Nathan]

What the fuck happened in here?

[Ed Hocken]

A wild card known as Ander...I mean Pauline.