Explosion at the Slim Jim Factory

[Ed Hocken]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090609/...lding_collapse

While tragic, I wonder if Randy Savage had anything to with it.

[Nathan]

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[Ed Hocken]

The ironic thing is that this the sort of thing Slim Jims do to you on the inside.

[Abraham Smashington]

I love me some spicy slim jims. My lunch in middle school consisted of Jalapeno Krunchers, a slim jim and a blue raspberry slushee.

[Ed Hocken]

I love me some spicy slim jims. My lunch in middle school consisted of Jalapeno Krunchers, a slim jim and a blue raspberry slushee.

Your dumps must have sounded like the invasion of Normandy.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fuck no. I'm a goddamn German and a Minnesotan. My stomach is made of fucking lead.

[Ed Hocken]

I don't know if Ari can relate. But by being a jew, you can't tolerate shit.

And that's funny as I'm also German. And every other goddamn central and eastern european country on the map.

[Abraham Smashington]

And yet you can't eat a cheesburger. What the shit man?

[Ari]

I can only take so much spicy food before I'm cracking porcelain, but Slim Jim's never affected me.

[Ed Hocken]

And yet you can't eat a cheesburger. What the shit man?

Hey, it keeps the weight down. I have to be in some kind of shape to wear the v-neck.

But for some reason I really can't tolerate a lot of grease. Or anything really processed like a Twinkie. Not unless I want to piss my co-workers off by causing the place to reek.

[Abraham Smashington]

Cheeseburger > lame v-neck

[Ed Hocken]

Well, if that is the sacrafice I have to make to some how look sexy. Then I'm more than willing to do so. Same thing applies with bacon.

That may sound treasoness. But dammit it's not worth the pain or the gas.

[Ari]

I'd slaughter my sister for a pound of bacon.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd slaughter my sister for a pound of bacon.

And that makes you sexy.

[Ari]

And we've come full circle!