What the shit is wrong with kids today?

[Howard]

I like to pretend that the Ultimates line never existed. Hell, I like the 2099 line better.

[Ed Hocken]

Didn't care for gay Colossus, eh?

[Shit Dickface]

Brody Dalle

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEET

[Ed Hocken]

I saw The Distillers in 2004. I still don't know what I was doing there.

[Howard]

Oh, young tortured poetic/artistic guys=gay. Yeah, like I hadn't seen that before. Lazy, lazy, lazy.

[Ed Hocken]

Hey, I could go for tortured poetic dudes, so long as they can take care of themselves.

Perhaps not in a food for sex trade kind of way. But I realize that can be asking for a lot. *rolls eyes*

[Abraham Smashington]

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEET

THAT.

[Ed Hocken]

Don't forget fellas, she has a kid. That puts her into the MILF category.

[Abraham Smashington]

She could have a grand kid and I'd still want to attempt to have sex with her.

[Nathan]

Dude from Rancid started with her when she was 14? Ew. Then again.......

[Phat Dizaztr]

Morticians at a Puerto Rican funeral home chose to display the body of David Morales Colón on his Honda motorcycle...


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[Abraham Smashington]

I have it in my will that I want to be displayed fully nude, fully erect and with a top hat on.

[Phat Dizaztr]

I have it in my will that I want to be displayed fully nude, fully erect and with a top hat on.

HA HA! Lesley you better make sure that this happens! That would be epic! You have to make a demand that everyone that attends... I dunno... does something too?

[Lisa]

You have to make a demand that everyone that attends... I dunno... does something too?

Nooo!!! Noooo!!! Does nothing else too!

[IggytheBorg]

A friend once remarked, probably more than half jokingly, that he wants Motorhead's "Born to Raise Hell" played at his funeral. he should know better than to say stuff like that around me; I am known as the "group historian" for my ability to recall things said by other group members years & years later. If I outlive him, there's a-gonna be a boom box at thet thar fyoonrull. I will of course have the decorum to wait until all the other mourners are gone; kind of have a C with Lorenzo, "Bronx Tale" kind of moment w/ him. I imagine his widow won't be happy in any event. But s'my duty as I see it, sir.