What the shit is wrong with kids today?

[Shit Dickface]

It's dumb. I'm convinced that most of the dudes who do this have tiny penises.

Also it's a helluva lot of fun to completely shut down some dolt who's running his mouth off like this by disagreeing instead of being like "YEAH BRAH LET'S RUB DICKS GIRLS ARE SUCH HOES UNNNGGGHH MANCONTACT"

[Shit Dickface]

Also it's clear they've never tested the elasticity of a vajay.

[Lisa]

Well, despite all that, you're good peoples.

[Howard]

*pops head into thread* Did someone say rub dicks together?

[BillyG]

*pops head into thread* Did someone say rub dicks together?

Apparently to get a good time out of Jake is to disparage a lady. I have to wonder if Jake doesn't get turned on by it. The disparaging or the dick rubbing, either could be "it."

[Timothy225]

Jake's the kind of guy I could picture challenging one of these guys to a duel or something.

"Did I hear you right, sir? Have you implied that Francine in Human Resources is a trollop? Jake say thee, NAY! For shame that thou wouldst shame such a delicate flower of femininity! CAD! BOUNDER! (removes glove, slaps both men with one pass, for Jake's hands are huge, thus his gloves are as well). It's pistols at dawn on the 'morrow, blackguards!"

[V]

It's dumb. I'm convinced that most of the dudes who do this have tiny penises.

Also it's a helluva lot of fun to completely shut down some dolt who's running his mouth off like this by disagreeing instead of being like "YEAH BRAH LET'S RUB DICKS GIRLS ARE SUCH HOES UNNNGGGHH MANCONTACT"

Usually yelled while both men are in the same pooter...

[Shit Dickface]

Apparently to get a good time out of Jake is to disparage a lady. I have to wonder if Jake doesn't get turned on by it. The disparaging or the dick rubbing, either could be "it."

i secretly take up for women because i believe that they all have to be white-knighted and cannot handle anything on their own also it makes me feel empowered over those feminazi hoes y'know

[Timothy225]

i secretly take up for women because i believe that they all have to be white-knighted and cannot handle anything on their own also it makes me feel empowered over those feminazi hoes y'know

And you're telling me no girl's snatched you up yet? Maybe it's your cologne?

[BillyG]

And you're telling me no girl's snatched you up yet? Maybe it's your cologne?

He won't wear cologne, remember Tim? He smells like barbell and rabbit.

[Shit Dickface]

I don't wear cologne, I just rely on warm wet farts.

[Lisa]

He won't wear cologne, remember Tim? He smells like barbell and rabbit.

"Barbell and Rabbit - By Calvin Klein. For the softer moments of circuit training."

[Shit Dickface]

"Barbell and Rabbit - By Calvin Klein. For the softer moments of circuit training."

ILOVEHIM. Bottle feeding the little shit is more entertaining than I had ever expected.

[V]

You think that's fun?

Just wait until you taste him!

[Shit Dickface]

should I just start feeding him garlic cloves right now y/n