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I haven't had a smoke in over 24 hours, I have no heat in my car, and I'm sick. I want to destroy babies.
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson -
No smoking in 24 hours for me neither. Car has heat but I'm still a bit under the weather. So you win. Don't kick the baby.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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I'mma gonna kick that goddamn baby so hard....."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Relax, you're being very un-dude.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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so... no calling at 10 pm asking if you're going to log on to play some left4dead then?Comment
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Until I'm better, no vidja gamin for me. And goddamn did that phone call piss me off in the beginning. I had no fucking clue who the fuck it was and I was all confused and shit. haha"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I'm with you...although I'm not quitting one of the most addictive substances known to man. I'm fucking cranky after being up all night with a baby throwing up...no sleep = angry B...Here's to birth control!Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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I'm going to punch your baby in the face."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Go to your cave. Find your power animal. Then kick the shit out of it. Fewer legal consequences that way.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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I just want to sleep. That's the easiest way. But noooo, I'm stuck here at work with a bunch of goddamn morons and someone is about to get some shit laid on them."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Paint some eyes on your eyelids, put on some headphones and take a nap.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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this would have been funnier after scott claimed his wife was going into labor during l4d.Originally posted by Rob View PostComment
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I liked the first one betterTouch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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I cannot wait until Lesley tries to quit. It's going to be a living hell in our apt for like 3 days."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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