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    Zombie Haikus

    I'm so sick of working on the project I'm supposed to be doing, so here are some zombie haikus.



    "Shoot the bitch right now!
    Grab the dog and run outside
    Damn. Too late. Oh well..."


    "Your face tastes so good
    I thank you for not screaming
    soon to be like us"


    "The sky is burning
    deep inside this room we hold
    last chance for defense"

    "Did you hear that noise?
    it is now coming closer
    The blood sprays over me"

    "I loved you the most
    the bullet goes through your skull
    The remorse sets in"

    "The smell of life floats
    over the extreme noises
    you can't hide forever"

    "Barricade the door
    quickly as they shamble here
    Wait. Do you smell that?"


    "How did this begin?
    viruses? apocalypse?
    Science can't save us."
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
    Tags: zombies
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    entrails taste too good
    wait, what is this I'm tasting
    can't be taco bell
    Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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    • #3
      "My tongue enters head
      sweet brain juices drip down chin
      pants just got tighter"
      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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        "Awoke in the night
        We stumble under the sun
        It is our birth day."

        "They know nothing but
        An insatiable hunger for
        Our tender innards."

        "Big baby Jesus in the mufuhin' haus."

        That last one was not a zombie haiku, but still ODB wanted to say something. FROM BEYOOOOOND!!!!!!
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #5
          Playing fetch with Spot
          is dangerous when the bones
          he brings back still move.


          Zombie Bruce Springsteen
          was not "Born to Run"; no, he
          was born to eat brains.
          "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

          "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

          Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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          • #6
            "If they only knew
            that they cannot ever win
            we would make it quick"
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              "I shamble around
              the fast zombies piss me off
              slow ones for the win"
              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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              • #8
                "Let's go to the mall
                it has to be safer there
                Watch out for Flyboy"
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  Penis Penis Cock
                  Cock Balls Penis Cock Balls
                  Thought the Zombie Whore
                  Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                  • #10
                    You need to sing that to me on Saturday.
                    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #11
                      What is happening Saturday?
                      If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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                      • #12
                        Ari is finally of age on Saturday.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          Oh that's right! Thanks for the birthday invite Ari --- Rob and I discussed that if we were rich we would totally be there.



                          *We do except donations btw.
                          If I were Shé, do you think I'd be operating a taco truck? Shé brings hope. Shé rights the wrongs. Unfortunately, Shé is a myth.

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                          • #14
                            Undead on the beach
                            He laments the banana
                            Gone from his hammock.
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • #15
                              Everyone's invited, all you need are plane tickets and a Best Buy gift card for me, plus a six pack of decent beer.

                              And Rob's penis must stay firmly zipped up.
                              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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