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Penis fell off him
She picked it up and held it
Nice head but no brains
She picked it up and held it
Nice head but no brains
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Strippers came over
Did they want cock? No, just brains.
Still got a boner.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Strippers at Ari's
One had a huge veiny cock
Corey was happyInstagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Sure he was that day
But when the cops came over
There was no more fun"Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.Comment
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Strippers at Ari's
One had a small flaccid penis
Bryan was happyI'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--AriComment
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Ari Strozenberg
Is five syllables, so is
Bryan Esparza
Fuck, I am awesome.
Today, I reward myself
With some Mac and Jacks.Comment
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I would much rather deal with a small flaccid one, rather than a massive veiny one...Originally posted by Corey View PostInstagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Well I guess if i had a small flaccid penis, I would probably deal with it too..Originally posted by BiG B View PostI'm Asian. I have naturally squinty eyes, which helps when reading small print/text.--Nerdious
Sasha Grey makes my willy do things that my balls are scared of.--Ari
Oh Wendy O. How she makes my balls climb into my scrotum.--Rob
She doesn't have a hippo shaped cock.--AriComment
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By deal I meant "get your shit pushed in"Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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back to Zombie Haikus....
Nerdious Dorkus
Challenges me to eat off
The fare is brainsInstagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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I apologize.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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If zombies smoked pot
maybe they would skip the brains
and settle for cake."Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Zombies don't smoke pot
cant because brains are tasty
the cake is a lie."Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci
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