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  • #16
    Chewing on the posh
    Paco can't help but think that
    Whitey needs hot sauce.

    Those fruitcups greet death
    Wearing costumes, we don't need
    Any more Marvel Zombies.

    Hopefully B recites that haiku on Saturday.
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Ari View Post
      Everyone's invited, all you need are plane tickets and a Best Buy gift card for me, plus a six pack of decent beer.

      And Rob's penis must stay firmly zipped up.

      I can never promise that.
      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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      • #18
        Zombie bit my butt
        I never do things half assed
        That is until now
        "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

        "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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        • #19
          Back to the buffet
          for second helpings-
          Care for a rump of infant?

          - Billy Collins, former U.S. Poet Laureate and author of the lovely Ballistics: Poems

          Wake up to the sound
          Of puppies being eaten
          No more chewed slippers

          - Gail Simone, author of the current run of Wonder

          If zombies smoked pot
          maybe they would skip the brains
          and settle for cake.

          - Doug Benson, writer and comedian regularly seen on Best Week Ever
          "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

          "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

          Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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          • #20
            No copying others.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #21
              Qoute?
              "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

              "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

              Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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              • #22
                Nah, just keep this filled with ours.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #23
                  The dead struck the mall
                  The Banana Republic
                  Readied for war.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #24
                    Still kinda cool that Gail Simone had one fleep-flop-flooping around on the innertubewebberything.
                    Me quick one want slow

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                    • #25
                      Zombies of the night
                      Fighter of the Nightman
                      They must pay the toll
                      "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

                      "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

                      Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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                      • #26
                        Gonna give you up
                        Gonna let you down, run 'round
                        Away from the horde.

                        -Rick Atley's plans when Z-Day comes
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • #27
                          best yet!
                          Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                          • #28
                            moans from the city
                            come in waves in the country
                            lock your door tonight
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #29
                              fists punching through graves
                              the corpses marching in waves
                              entrails the new flav'
                              Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                              • #30
                                In the strip joint
                                They shuffle toward the stage
                                Thanks, Rigor Mortis!
                                Me quick one want slow

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