If condoms werent invented what would you use?

[BillyG]

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[nerdious dorkus]

I've tried the coat hanger thing, but it's so fucking difficult to get it down my urethra.

Ari, you just need more sounding.

I would use Howard.

[Howard]

*crosses legs* damnit Ari.

[Shit Dickface]

This thread reminds me of the bit in Preacher where Herr Starr threatens someone by saying that he's going to spend the rest of his life researching how to use them as a condom. Glorious.

[Timothy225]

I'd wear a full suit of plate armor or a HAZMAT suit if it meant I was getting any.

[Captain Russ]

I'd use a dreamcatcher with my Buddy Christ dashboard icon taped to it.

That'll show 'em I'm not fuckin' around.

And would secure my "not getting laid" streak in the Hall of Shame.

[Lisa]

One of those ugly 1950's swim caps with a big rubber flower on the side.

[Ed Hocken]

The body condom from Naked Gun.

Or a Scuba suit.

[B_Metal]

I'm still going with the butt.

While I believe this is the correct answer, I'll add saran wrap with a rubber band at dick base.

[Howard]

While I believe this is the correct answer, I'll add saran wrap with a rubber band at dick base.

No good. One word. Pubes.

[nerdious dorkus]

[B_Metal]

No good. One word. Pubes.

Two words. MAN SCAPING.

[Howard]

Unless you are going bald (itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy) even the nicely groomed pubes will catch in a rubber band.

[B_Metal]

Howard does not want sex bad enough.

[Howard]

Hey. The skin is tender down there. Sometimes solo lovin is best.