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If condoms werent invented what would you use?
A latex glove... that way you could use it 5x over!
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"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Voodoo curses.Me quick one want slow -
The blood of a unicorn. I hear it's a great lubricant and it kills sperm."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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The tears of a nun.Me quick one want slowComment
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What are condoms?
(says the man with 3 boys)Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Surane wrap?"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Saran...
aim for the feet? Don't judge me!!!!!!!!!!!Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Gorilla Mask!"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Pubes never get long enough to make a proper mask...may need to save them for a while...Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Just shave your back then"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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not nice....Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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The Ark of the Covenant.Me quick one want slowComment
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Sorry, forgot you where into intra sex"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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