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    • #17
      OUCH!
      "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

      "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

      Recipient of "The Best Post of the Day Award" : 1

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      • #18
        That is reserved for AND ONLY for Leland Orser.

        We gotta find our own ways of killin' those albino tadpoles.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #19
          The butt.
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          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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          • #20
            I'd have to say the butt, Bob.
            Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
            Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
            POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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            • #21
              a sock
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              • #22
                NIce.
                Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgers

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                • #23
                  Weird thread for a guest to be reading but I thank them all the same. So awesome this thread. Crying.
                  We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                  - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • #24
                    Wow. What a, uh, blast from the past. Oh boy.
                    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                    • #25
                      I'm still going with the butt.
                      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                      • #26
                        Ari, we know you'd take a hollowed out Hebrew National to put on your....Hebrew National.
                        "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                        • #27
                          Wiener on my wiener? Odd, but I'll go with it.
                          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                          • #28
                            We also would have accepted Brawny paper towels.
                            "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                            • #29
                              I would use a coat hanger.

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                              • #30
                                I've tried the coat hanger thing, but it's so fucking difficult to get it down my urethra.
                                Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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