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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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Fucking incredible.
It was like a flood of 80s awesome with a Snarf-Bubastis to introduce the whole shamalamadingdong.Me quick one want slowComment
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Exactly. So great. I love that Doc can turn into a car. haha. And that Silk = JEM."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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*Inspector Manhattan* HOO HOO.
And regarding JEM Spectre: the creepy factor of Comedian being her biggest fan was lolworthy.Me quick one want slowComment
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Indeed. "He just wants a kiss!"
haha"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Awesome!Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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What a dumb cunt."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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That lady needs more blue cock in her face.Me quick one want slowComment
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Why you should see Watchmen, by Debbie Schlessel:
I love how she keeps bringing up the fact that this movie is going to mess up kids, how's it's marketed to kids, how kids who see it will be fucked up, etc. If this clam nozzle can walk into a Target or Wal-Mart and buy a Watchman action figure, I'll put my penis in a turtle.* Dogs fighting over, tearing apart, and eating a six-year-old girl--we're shown them chowing down on and tearing apart the remaining leg and leg bone, with the sock and shoe still on the bone as the dogs wrestle over it;
* A close up of man repeatedly getting an axe-blade driven through his skull while he's being butchered;
* At least two very graphic scenes of naked superhero "Dr. Manhattan" vaporizing people to just blood, limbs, and guts hanging from the ceiling or spread in the snow;
* Many scenes of Dr. Manhattan's computer generated penis swinging about;
* A kid biting a giant, bloody chunk of flesh out of another kid's face--he grows up to be "Rorschach," one of the superheroes' compatriots;
* A man's hands and arms being sawed off with an electric saw--we're shown the bloody stumps and the bloody sawed off limbs in close up shots;
* A man with vat of hot french fry oil deliberately thrown over his head--we literally see him fry, and he ultimately dies, we're told (no kidding);
* Many, many scenes of people's hands, arms, fingers being broken in half or crunched by the "superheroes";
* Cops being set on fire and burning to death by superhero compatriot "Rorschach;"
* Superhero "The Comedian" (a bad Robert Downey, Jr. look-alike) brutally beating and raping another superhero;
* Superhero "The Comedian" shooting and killing a Vietnamese woman because she's pregnant with his kid;
* Superhero "The Comedian" being thrown off a roof of a tall building--we see his body hit the ground and the blood flow out;
* Two superheroes have an explicit sex scene in a spaceship--she's on top, then he's on top, awesome--you can teach your young kids multiple sexual positions before they even reach puberty, by taking them to see this (there's a less explicit sex scene between the slutty superheroine and another superhero not long before that).Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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And I had to post on that site, what a dumb bitch!
The MPAA has ratings for a reason, if your taking your child to a rated R movie you are idiots for not taking a closer look into the film.
Debbie, you are an idiot... that is all.
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"Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
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Before everyone goes out to see the film, let me just remind you that THE FILM IS INCREDIBLE!
If you do not like it, then I ban you to watch nothing but Sliders for the rest of your life on CJ island.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Ari, you are my Messiah and I want to believe you. I didn't even watch that spoof cartoon to damage my virgin mind.Comment
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I have a turtle...Funny fucking article. Vapid fucking whore.Instagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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This movie kicked my ass into my skull and then raped my face with happiness.
So fucking great. Too much to digest. I will be talking about this tomorrow on the podcast. With or without CJ.
"WTF man? That was like a softcore porno mixed with SAW...it sucked" -quote from a mouthbreather after the film.
I <3 this flick. So much."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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